ka zonki

A ka zonki aka ka zonki nut is dry leftover poopoo left on your ass.

there is ka zonki nuts in my underpats, i didnt wipe it clean.

by Ianslippers July 17, 2006

Zonked

1. Ridiculously tired.

2. Ridiculously stoned.

1. "I was zonked after I came home from work last night."

2. "Jim was fired because he came to work zonked. What a retard."

by KJ1o1 May 25, 2011

zonking

the process of banging, f*cking, having sex..

We were "zonking" in his parent's room and they walked in

by linda March 11, 2005

Zovkos Bitches

These are world class bitches, that have come from all over the country to be ignored by the mighty pimp Ryan Zovko. They are all kept track of by a clipboard, and visit Zovko daily according to their schedule.

Zovko where are your bitches?
Oh Zovkos bitches coulnt make it...

by bitch #27 September 9, 2004

Zoncos

To confuse people out of the "Mainstream" and to use in any way possible. there is no exact definition, just use it anywhere you can!

wow damn look at those Zoncos!

i kinda want a Zoncos right now.

THIS IS ZONCOS!!!

by William x Shakespeare October 4, 2011

Bet zonot

Hebrew for "whorehouse",
however most commonly used to describe a situation in which you can do whatever you want, without anyone doing anything about it.

"Hey dude, why are you sitting here instead of studying in the class?"
"Ahh, it's Bet zonot"

by DaniusCaesar August 23, 2005

ZONKY

A ZONKY is a Donkey in Tijuana that is painted to resemble a Zebra. The Zonky started by a photographer back in the 1930's that noticed that when tourist took pictures with the Zonky's, The Zonky would fade and it could not be recognized. His fix to this was; paint the Donkey's with black stripes to make them stand out after the photo faded. This created the now world famous ZONKY located in Tijuana, MX.
Zonky is also a t-shirt brand out of Tijuana with humorous, funny logos of Tijuana and the culture.
Visit them at www.tijuanazonky.com

Donkey in Tijuana, TijuanaZonky,t-shirts of Tijuana.

by Hank Rivers May 7, 2008