Zoinked

The act of getting high.

Dude, I got totally zoinked for this test.
or
I was soooooooooooo zoinked on new years, and then everyone started screaming and shit, twas scary.

by MattKeen April 6, 2010

zoinked

To be extremely fucked up on pills and/or peelz

GOD! I got a prescription for 75 tabs oh 10mg Percocets, I'M GETTING SO ZOINKED TONGIHT!

by ParisJewemy October 29, 2007

Zorbin Crossover

The act of the Zorbin crossover occurs when a group of friends are sitting in circle passing joints around in opposite directions. When more than one joint meet at the same person, that person is required to cross their arms and smoke both joints at the same time, and then continue passing them along in the directions they were heading.

Tony and his pals were hanging out one summer night smoking a couple hash joints in a circle. They both came around at the same time to Tony, and he was tasked with executing a professional Zorbin Crossover.

by Summer Nights May 3, 2013

Zoink your noodle

To take someone's virginity.

"I want to zoink your noodle tonight"
"Did you see that girl? I would so zoink her noodle."

by Dwigt July 9, 2019

Zubin

The man with the blue tie

Boa: Zubin is handsome.

by ministryofpogchamp November 3, 2021

Pre-Zoning

A way of saying 'watching porn' in front of your parents

Mum:What are you doing tonight?
Son: Pre-Zoning!
Mum: oh... thats nice...(WTF is that?)

by I cant think of a name to have October 20, 2011

Brother-Zoning

The act of putting someone in the Brother Zone, a deeper version of the Friend Zone.

Dude - Bro, you should totally date her
Bro - Dude, I can't
Man - Bro, you friend-zoned or something?
Bro - Nah Man, She's Brother-Zoning me

RIP Bro
1997-2018

by THATCARRGUYyt January 28, 2018