Zjierb

Is that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected. So sayeth the Unraveled Paladin of the TRUE Sonic the Hedgehog, Brian David Gilbert.

Person 1: Oh my- oh aah, mm-mm.
Person 2: Are you okay?
Person 1: Yeah, it's just these pickles, mm...
Person 2: They better not be bad, I just bought them.
Person 1: No this one's just one I bit into is a bit zjierbed.
Person 2: ... Alright then.

by aBDGfan February 16, 2021

Zjierb

The feeling of contentment mixed with slight existential depression.
Like when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than expected.

Person1: Hey dude! How's lockdown going?
Person2: IDK man, sitting on my computer for 14 hours then sleeping for 16, I'm just zjierb. What about you?
Person1: Same bro, just Zjierb

by NotFinch September 3, 2021

Zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected

Ugh, that pickle got me feeling zjierby.

by ZetroHD February 15, 2021

zjierb

A feeling of disconnect between expected and actual results.

Person 1: What do you call that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s squishier than you thought it would be?
Person 2: You are feeling zjierb.

Both: Zjierbness

by ElMightBeHumanWasTaken February 15, 2021

zjierb

A feeling of mild discomfort and surprise, generally experienced when you bite into a pickle and it’s slightly squishier than you expected.

I feel... zjierb

by eel1 February 16, 2021

zjierb

/n/
that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s a little squishier than you expected.

alternate forms: zjierbness (/n/)

coined by brian david gilbert, on february 15th, 2021, via a video posted to his youtube channel.

I feel... zjierb.

by amalfiii February 15, 2021

zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it is a little softer than you expected

Huh, that pickle was a little softer than I expected. I feel zjierb.

by Emmash February 15, 2021