by davidor January 14, 2009
Get the zeach mug.Anytime a person, or a baseball franchise receives nothing in return for investing a whole lot of money. zschmito is a morph of Jason Schmidt and Barry Zito, two pitchers from The national league in MLB who received huge paydays and then imploded into complete useless jokes for their respective teams.
Owner: "I just paid 62 million for an ace pitcher"
Fan: "Hope he doesn't pull a zschmito"
Owner: "Yeah, that would make me an uptard"
Fan: "Hope he doesn't pull a zschmito"
Owner: "Yeah, that would make me an uptard"
by The Original Mergeman August 16, 2008
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Zechai is the sweetest, cutest, most humble guy you will ever meet! Soooo handsome, but modest. He’s a good dude, low-key amazingly talented, loyal to the end, has a bit of rage deep inside when he’s mistreated, but he keeps it locked up to keep the peace. A romantic by nature will make the best boyfriend, a momma’s boy but not the clingy type!
by DaniKnows December 5, 2020
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Get the Zeshan mug.A rude concieded jerk, who thinks he is always right. Name comes from Middle East. Zeshan needs to constantly think he is better than everyone else or his fragile ego will be hurt. Has a very hard time forgiving and trusting and is very bad at pranks, u must be careful though because you would never want to hurt Zeshan because he is also very charming, and a very big flirt. You must be sure to stay away from Zeshan because he hurts most people he meets
by _truth_revealed January 6, 2014
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