mnert zankdt

said in a moment of confusion, anger, joy, anything really. it depends on how you say it.

your favorite baseball team lost. you look at the score, shake your head and say "mnert zankdt."

by Matthew Flynn. March 18, 2004

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zonked

Realization of past, outlandish actions and deeds to others without remorse that cause grief and despair, leading to depression, lackadaisical wonderment, career limitations, loss of respect and guilt.

Byline in some newspaper:"Phillip Smith, one time magnanimous and egotistic General Manager of Company X, was seen in a zonked stupor, out on his lawn, late at night, with little clothing, openly drooling and rambling gibberish fueled statements that include "I am still the boss" and "my calves are big, why arent I"? His wife was seen pleading with neighbors to call the local authorities.

by shfpdx October 20, 2012

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Zonked

Hammered beyond insanity. Smashed to the point of death.

B1: That dude just passed out on my couch!
B2: He's so zonked!

by Blue-J May 24, 2006

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After I got home from the strip club, I was completely zonked.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

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Zacked

A term that can apply to any fucked up or wierd situation. Can also be used to describe a spastic or insane person that should be on strong medication, or a plain stupid person.

Guy "Fuck! my car broke down, my girlfriend dumped me for another girl, my wife just left me, and now I have a burning case of the herpies"

Friend "What? That shit is Zacked bro!"

Girl "Did you see that guy over there talking to a tree and then trying to hump it?"

Friend "yeah that guy is definatly Zacked!"

by T-Boss November 3, 2008

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