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you are the 1,000,000th vistor!

The stupidest type of spam that gives you a porn virus. Urg. It's always blinking of the side of the screen with the most abnoxious colors; normally creating seziers.
YOU ARE THE 1,000,000th VISTOR! YOU WIN!

You are full of shit

A personal conjecture towards another informing them that you do not believe what they are saying. A way of telling someone that what they are telling you is a big steamy pile of smelly bullshit. Hence they would be "full of shit".
someone - "I am such a badass I fended myself from four bears last year after we got lost on the canoeing trip"

you - " You are full of shit."

You are not the Valedictorian.

When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.
Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.

you are moms gay 

A come back to end all come backs, you will never lose if used.
Kid1:You suck Benis

Kid.2: you are moms gay

Kid1.: cries

You Are What You Eat 

A racist term directed to white people.
Yo Mark's eating a cracker you are what you eat so hes a white ass cracker.
You Are What You Eat by DDSavage September 2, 2015

You are living in Russia 

Ironical euthemism used in answers when somebody asking about anything unstable and that can suddenly change in totally opposite way.Can also be used in statements when telling about such thing.

(Euthemism by M.A.Penkin)
"The only thing i can tell about tomorrow's weather-you are living in Russia!"