Mad Yock

A mad yock is a girl who tends to like a bit of cock in her. i.e. a slut or a whore

Jeeze that (girls name) is a mad yock, she has fucked 4 of my friends last week and she i stirred the porridge last night.

Sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch cock on the dance floor

Kelly: i am frightened by guys with big cocks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn't walk for a week,

Sally: well i couldn't resist. i went over like the biggest whore and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good fucking in my ass and in my cunt.

Kelly: Fucking hell Sally you are a Mad Yock

by lovesdacock85 February 28, 2011

chucks and yucks

shits and giggles, just for kicks, for the hell of it

chuckles and yucks, basically

Jeff decided to play a prank on his mom for chucks and yucks.

by Jjcd7 November 22, 2009

yock

meaninq wack or borinq

yo that arty last nitee wasz yock

by smooth yung loso April 22, 2009

yonks

a very long time, usually a number of years

"I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."
-Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon (Speak to Me)

by Chris September 18, 2005

Yorkshite

A particularly unpleasant Yorkshireman.

"What's wrong with that guy?"
"Oh him? He's just a Yorkshite."

by Queenslander September 8, 2011

Yacks

A word used exclusevly in the Edinburgh area (Scotland) meaning eyes.

"She hates it when I jizz in her yacks"

"it hit me right in the yack"

by Dr. Poppenstein September 15, 2007

Yorkshire Shampoo

When one masterbates violently in the shower as Yorkshiremen do, opens a shampoo bottle and ejaculates into it, mixing their ejaculate with the shampoo inside, meaning the next shower user will use the shampoo oblivious to it's contents...

I was just wondering whether you used the top quality Yorkshire shampoo

by Snoop Doggyy December 2, 2011