Yasser

A cool mature kid usually with a very big penis and nose

Oh yeah, this sexy beast is definitely a yasser

by BIgppyaser October 2, 2021

Yassification Ceremony

A Yassification Ceremony is a common ritual amongst the younger generations of this century. Participants choose one lucky person to partake in the ceremony, and together, they complete the steps to properly Yassify the participant.

Step 1: the group must gather in a circle around the chosen one. They all strip the participant of their clothing, and douse them in a flammable oil.

Step 2: a candy cane is handed to the participant who is now naked and covered in oil, and the participant must whittle it down to a sharp point using their mouth.

Step 3: the candy cane will then be used to carve an X into the participants torso; starting from the rib cage down to the hip bones.

(If the candy cane breaks during this process, another may be supplied, but step 2 must be repeated. If the second one breaks, the ceremony will cease, and the chosen one will be cast out, never to achieve Yassification.)

Step 4: Using the blood from the X carved into their stomach, the participant will rise, and drip the blood oil mixture into a fire pit.

Step 5: the fire will be lit, and all will rejoice.

After the ceremony is over, participants usually celebrate by dancing around the fire, and eating lots of candy canes. The successful participant in the ceremony is blessed with the gift of Yass, and is guaranteed to become Yassified in the following years.

“Do you think we should have a Yassification Ceremony tonight?”

“I cannot believe Racheal failed her Yassification Ceremony. What dumb bitch can’t suck a candy cane without breaking it??

by Okayokayokaystayaway November 29, 2021

yassified

To yassify someone or something by putting a “perfect face” filter over their image.

Have you seen the yassify bot on twitter? They yassified the peanut butter baby today.

by madelny December 5, 2021

Yashodhara

Someone who is beautiful... And everything she does looks cute..... a kind soul.

He: how can she be so helpful
His friend: she's yashodhara.

by Busterrr November 8, 2020

yabsolutely

combination of "yea" and "absolutely" Extra emphasis of willingness to do something by combining the two words.

Jill: "Tom will you please help me move to my new apartment?"

Tom: " Yabsolutely I will!"

Jill: "Damn he must think he's gonna get some!"

by MacGroooober September 29, 2010

yashodhan

Basically the perfect guy. Extremely handsome. Every girl's type. Besides his immensely attractive physical features, a Yash is incredibly intelligent. He is passionate about everything he does and works so hard at things that he becomes a prodigy. A Yash is not afraid of challenging people, but also has tact and knows when to be kind and sensitive. Yashes can actually put their emotions into words, unlike most guys these days. They can be a little prideful sometimes,but they know when they need advice or help and have the maturity to ask for it. A Yash can be very protective, affecting, and sweet, but most of the time they are the kind of guy who you rely on for a laugh. They are always extremely witty, but many people misunderstand their sense of humor and think that a Yash is rude. You have to really take the time to get to know a Yash to fully appreciate one. Yashes are amazing friends who will tease you constantly but will always be there for you when you truly need him. They are astonishingly accepting. If you meet a Yash, pursue a friendship with him--you won't regret it!

Damn. Wish I had a friend like Yashodhan

That boy is very kind, he's like Yashodhan

by Holynordus May 13, 2018

Yassir

Yassir is a person who is awesome. He is hot as fuck. He is very popular and everyone knows him.

Yassir is hot af.

by The best of all February 27, 2017