Yardsale

1.For some-one to fall or trip and hit the ground making a thumping sound with some yelling "YARDSALE!" in the background.

2.For something to smash or break and some-one has to yell "YARDSALE!".

3.When Skiers or snowboarders eat shit.

1. "Man that reatrd fell out of his chair and had a big yard sale."

2."My friend smashed a coffe pot at tim hortons just so i could yell YARDSALE"

3.Avalanche + Snowboarder=YARDSALE!

by Cory lahey October 27, 2008

yardsale

When an individual consumes an excessive amount of alcohol and manages to misplace all and/or a portion of their belongings such as a wallet or cell phone. The void of these particular items is generally discovered the following morning and the items are rarely recovered.

Dude: Sup bra, did you kick it with Dominique last night?
Bro: Yea, he was faced and yardsaled his shit. I called his cell this morning and some random dudebro answered.
Dude: Damn, shitty.
Bro: Word, total yardsale .

by dudebro1 January 20, 2009

yardsale

(verb) to yardsale
1: to try to achieve a goal with limited means cheaply
2: to reply to an involved question or argument with a simplistic response

1: Although Ron had no money to fix the car properly he was able to yardsale it enough to make it to Trenton in it.
2: After I had told him all about the problems in Palestine, he wouldn't stop yardsaling the problem.

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

Yardley

This noun can be used to describe a person who smells so bad they emit a ghostly aura of stench around their husk of a body. The term Yardley can also be used to describe an individual of extreme malnutrition as they are so skinny.

Fuck me you been down to the bar yet? There’s some Yardley down there he absolutely reeks of shit.

by ilovememes911 November 9, 2019

Yardsale

n. One who consumes an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time causing them to puke while out on a smoke break.

n. A mess of a person who excessively pukes and pisses on his friends and roommates property.

v. To throw up on the lawn after a night of drinking.

"Who that dude totally yardsaled all over!"

"Holy Shit! Yardsale pissed all over himself, pulled me off my bed and then pissed on my mattress!"

by Brewheister February 12, 2010

yardsale

same as to fall, or to go spread eagle in a big way so that all limbs are all over the place

when mark fell on that banana peel he totally yardsaled.

by FormFaktor March 31, 2003

yardage

1. A really hot guy. (or girl i guess)
2. Cool; Awesome; Rad; Sweet; Hot; Ect.
3. A hot body.

1. "Look at that nice yardage passing by"
2. "Those shoes you got are so yardage."
3. "Damn, look at that yardage!"

by hxcrocker May 10, 2007