xu jike

somebody who makes me feel love and he's came into my life at an unexpected time. he's a sweet, handsome, mature, and loveable person.
i love them xu jike so much!

dude1: hey, do u know xu jike?
dude2: ah yea! ikik! he's fee's boyfriend and he's really handsome right?
dude1: yes, fee is really love xu jike.
dude2: yes, they'll together forever

by ur future wife 🦁 December 29, 2024

Xu

Xu is the name of a girl whom is married to the Fortnite Outfit known as Candyman

Xu: I love my husband Candyman

by TheCaseIsClosed September 6, 2025

Xu

A xu is a hundredth of a dong. Xus are typically found in Vietnam, where thousands of xus are exchanged every day.

"Hey I got 100 xus"

"Cool! Can you show me your dong then?"

by a guy with 100 xus June 2, 2024

Bruce Xu

Bruce Xu is a very peculiar beast. He has an prominent red marking on the tip of his nose which attracts 'mad bitches'
He has a large hunchback and isn't the most academically gifted

person 1 "ewwww, look at 'Bruce xu' over there"
person 2 "what is that on the tip of his nose?"
Bruce Xu "whaaaaaat"

by the Xu meister July 13, 2024

xu lich

a guy that doesn’t ever pay you back

him: George can i borrow 20$ i promise i’ll pay you back tomorrow
me: ok sure no problem
**one year later**
me: hey you never paid me back
him: ARGHHHHH
me: what a xu lich

by notvytel September 11, 2023

Robert Xu

Someone who is bad at chess and math. Not very liked and kinda sucks at life overall. He is a lowlife and unable to achieve anything. Misspells and misprouncies all words. Can be described as an asshole and a liar. Can never get a girlfriend, or any friends.

Being a Robert Xu is the same as wishing death upon yourself

by Nissieboy July 12, 2022