An amazing person😭 you should be blessed to meet a wylee in ur lifetime. He's hot, nice, funny, daring, and kind of dumb. He might be an f-boi and a heartbreaker, but he's always there for his friend and he's kind-hearted and just amazing all around.
by presley35 June 26, 2017
Get the Wylee mug.A derogatory nickname for a Jehovah's Witness, refering to the apparent witless, clueless and lamebrain beliefs (as percieved by normal persons) of the church dogma and its members.
Do you Jehovah's Witlesses always dress like dorks or are these just your Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes?
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by Swedish Jesus January 15, 2010
Get the Wyclef mug.To perform an act of sheer stupidity to entertain and enlighten one's inner self, or that of a voyeur to the act.
Pouring a bottle of carlsberg over your head, when nobody is consciously watching you, purely for your own entertainment is truly wotless.
10 lads launching themselves off a stage and into a wall at speeds in excess of 8 mph, landing in a heap on the floor, to their own delight is also truly wotless.
10 lads launching themselves off a stage and into a wall at speeds in excess of 8 mph, landing in a heap on the floor, to their own delight is also truly wotless.
by The Bailiff and Bushtucker November 28, 2005
Get the wotless mug."I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." -George W. Bush, Jan. 12, 2009
"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." -George W. Bush, Nov. 12, 2008
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." -George W. Bush, April 28, 2005
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004
Are good examples of witlessisms.
"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." -George W. Bush, Nov. 12, 2008
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." -George W. Bush, April 28, 2005
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004
Are good examples of witlessisms.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
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Get the lil wyte mug.Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.
Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?
Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.
Molly- How would you know?
Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!
Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?
Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.
(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).
Molly- You are going to need this number.
Conrad- Who's this?
Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.
Molly- How would you know?
Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!
Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?
Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.
(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).
Molly- You are going to need this number.
Conrad- Who's this?
Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
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