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Wolfenbuttel hot pocket 

When jagermeister is spat in a girls vagina ,then used as lube for drunk sex
Babe, the lubes finished and im a bit dry down there.
Don't worry hunny I got jager ,we can wolfenbuttel hot pocket
Babe,sweet
Some furry on Twitter. Claims to be straight and married but often acts suspiciously gay. He streams video games and has an affinity for bean cake.
"That Wulden guy's wife even says he's gay."
Wulden by StonedPhilosopherLeo November 30, 2023

Wulfeck Flu 

The Wulfeck males are such alpha-males that when they are standing too close to a beta-male, the beta-male will find himself starting to feel ill with almost flu like symptoms.

This is because the Wulfeck aura is attacking the energy field of the beta-male trying to take his life.

Even when a Wulfeck seems innocent, he is not, and is always trying to destroy his enemies.
Oh, shit Noah, do you have the Wulfeck Flu?
Wulfeck Flu by brettsrealdad December 8, 2023

The Wolfenstein 

A popular Midwest (small town) hairstayle worn by mostly 40 someting house wifes. This hairstyle is similar to a "bob" with extreme chunky highlights.
Look at old ass Betty Sue siting on her John Deere mower drinking Natural Light sporting that Walmart AKA: The Wolfenstein
The Wolfenstein by BBQ Randall October 3, 2011

The Wulfecks of the Black Forest 

This is a account from the book of the Wulfecks where they have stored their family hostory, the story is labeled The Blood Debt and is from 1813.

Deep in the Black Forest, the Wulfecks gathered under the iron chandelier, each sibling radiating venom. The Drakwyn clan demanded blood—a Wulfeck life to repay an ancient betrayal.

“Let’s give them Orin,” Thessira sneered, her dagger gouging the oak table. “He crawled back here like the worm he is. Let him squirm for them instead.”

“Charming,” Orin drawled, flipping a tarnished coin. “If wit could kill, you’d still be harmless.”

Valken slammed his fist into the table. “Enough! This isn’t about grudges. It’s survival.”

Calessa swirled her wine, a smirk curling her lips. “Weakest link, then. Any objections?”

“Besides you?” Orin quipped. Thessira’s dagger flew, embedding inches from his hand. He laughed darkly. “Relax, dear sister. I have a solution—a spell to make a doppelgänger. The Drakwyns get their life, and we stay whole.”

“What’s the catch?” Calessa’s voice dripped with disdain.

“It needs a willing sacrifice,” Orin hissed. “One life for all. Fair trade.”

Silence. Firelight flickered over their murderous glares. Valken’s knuckles whitened. “We don’t sacrifice our own.”

Calessa chuckled coldly. “How noble. Let’s see how long that lasts.”

The tension thickened, their hatred palpable. The blood debt loomed, and the Wulfecks stared each other down, venom and curses dripping with every breath.
The Wulfecks of the Black Forest killed a man

Castle von Wolfenstein 

"I visited that guy's castle von wolfenstein."