whore wrangler

a young lad who pulls a lot of ass in the burgeoning local community of whores

Derrick you are such a "whore wrangler"

by the whore wrangler July 7, 2009

Wrinkle Wrangler

A variation of the phrase Chubby Chaser, aka a person who is sexually attracted to overweight people. A Wrinkle Wrangler however is a person who is sexually attracted to the elderly.

Guy1: Look at that ass!!!! Guy2: Dude, she's like 70!!! Guy1:..Rawr. *Guy2 leaving*: Fucking creepy ass Wrinkle Wrangler...

by Xero _ Manifest May 19, 2011

rump wrangler

1) Someone who wrangles rump, much like cowboys used to wrangle cattle and other animals. (see also ass spelunker)

1 - Holy shit that guy's ass looks hot!
2 - Jesus, Man, do you have to be such a flaming rump wrangler?
1 - Basically, yes.

by Ragefist November 17, 2002

wang wrangler

a homosexual cowboy

as he stood behind me the wang wrangler yelled yippee ky yaw!

by m chapman April 25, 2003

Poon Wrangler

One who's aura embodies the ability to rustle poon.

" Look at Leopold, he came back here with three girls and poped them all. He's such a poon wrangler."

"Check out Thomas St Jock, upon arriviving at a day spa he said 3 words and pulled 16 bitches, he is a true definition of a poon wrangler"

by three one January 14, 2007

swamp donkey wrangler

One who hangs out in bars and clubs and acts drunk in order to attract swamp donkeys.

look at that guy! he is acting drunk and the swamp donkeys are moving in. He sure is a swamp donkey wrangler.

by m1911a1 August 6, 2009

douche wrangler

the head douche of a group of douches, someone who has the douchiest friends and walks around and wrangles fellow douches to join the "douche train" as i call it. they are sort of like the pied piper but they have a "douchey vibe" coming off them that attracts others to them. an example of this in action was when my friend brought home a chick to the dorms only to find out his roommate the 'douche wrangler' had somehow attracted 10 douches into the room and were watching the ENTIRE lord of the rings trilogy in one sitting. let's just say he didn't get any that night

Shawn: "God, Brian is a dick. he invited a fuckin shit load of douches over last night and packed them into our room like they were sardines."
Disco: "What do you expect. he's a fucking douche wrangler man."
Shawn: "Yeah, u said it."

by disco hickman September 30, 2006