by the dillonator April 27, 2004

by Tiders2013 April 9, 2010

Military jacket or tactical vest that someone just will not take off. No matter how cold or hot it gets.
by kbaker April 29, 2005

A hand towel used repeated and solely for masturbating and trapping the jizz. You can tell if a man uses his jizz woobie if it can stand up on its own and doesn’t fold
by BiggieSauce January 24, 2020

by kaddy pies May 17, 2019

To add insult to injury, he he looked him in the eye while giving him the stinky woobie and laughed.
by Max Steam July 23, 2023

by Professor. Willoughby February 14, 2021
