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Jolly Wompers 

A slang word that Bri'ish people use to describe potato chips.
George: Oi bruv im gonna get some Jolly wompers from the store ye?

John: right bruv you want spotted dick for dinner?

George: ye bruv sounds good
Jolly Wompers by Flådig Man February 18, 2021
Canned biscuits that have the seal that you must break by "womping" it on the counter to open it.
"With breakfast this morning why don't you open a can of wompems."
wompems by Tyler Call December 9, 2008
when a person (normaly a male) has an extremely small penis (A.K.A. a chode) and has a large pair of balls.
BOB- wow those are some big balls but wheres your penis

BILL- Right there
BOB- Now thats what you call a wompper
wompper by joeberto February 14, 2010

wopersolist

I have a bad wopersolist.
wopersolist by Dogsrgods June 15, 2018
An extremely soft dog. Specifically a beagle.
My woopert is very soft.
"Womerns find a man sexy who can shoot a gun and sing country and western songs".
womerns by JTB67 July 29, 2007