Wolfbox

That thing of when you fart in a plastic baggie, seal it and put it in your child's lunchbox.

Husband: "Johnny did not do his homework last night"
Wife: "Oh dear! What can we do, we need to punish him..."
Husband: "Already did, I wolfboxed him. That should teach him a lesson."

by heleveeta November 29, 2011

Wolfology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Wolfology:
The study of acting or eating like a crazed carnivorous pack mammal hunting in arctic woodlands.

The selfish monopolization of semi precious objects is just one of the many wolfology traits classmates are reported to have observed before a fellow teen morphed into a werewolf.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Old Wolszon Finger Stir

Your stir the "special" item with your special finger and then you lick the very "special" sauce off your finger

Matt Wolszon pulled an old wolszon finger stir on your mom

by Matt "Special Matt" Wolszon June 20, 2008

Wolfson

A sorry excuse for a dean.

We hate Wolfson.

by Undisclosed April 30, 2003

wolflovealex

wolflovealex- a cool dude that plays games while being fat but will kick your ass if you hurt kittens

dude you are such a wolflovealex!

by obummer September 25, 2011

Wolfdog

A overly massive gargantuan of a dog that seemingly resembles a wolf, but has the traits of that a human when protecting its territory. It investigates and sizes the oppositon and attacks under the stand your ground law in florida. the trick is to not provoke these mammoth dogs, because they will eat you alive.

Chris: hey i have a feeling that theres somthing lurking in the shadows over there

Nathan: thats never a good feeling, only Wolfdogs contain that presence.

Roger: agh! a WOLFDOG!?!?!?!

Chris: quiet im quite the Wolfdog whisperer

Nathan: we're never gonna make it.

by simba anderson August 13, 2012

wolfmother

Woefully awful neo-retro blandness. Sounds like a bad Led Zeppelin tribute band taking their first shot at writing original material. Locked in a tight race with JET and the Vines to be the worst band to come out of Australia ever.

Wolfmother: Because the world needs more illiterate stoners with Down's Syndrome wailing like banshees.

by Squid Wrangler December 10, 2008