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When you are the perfect combination of Yolked and Woke
As Jim continuously ranted about the need for more emotional support dogs, Pam couldn't help but notice his bulging biceps and how overall wolked he was
Wolked by Bonk Monkey October 1, 2019

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff

Who has the last name Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff? The cutest guy in the world, if you know a Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff keep him in your life and never leave him, Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff is a great guy!
Dino: Have you hear of the new guy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff? Hes so hot
Bode: I know right.
Luke: Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff looks ugly
Dino, Bode: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?!?!
A raging monkey who screams to death while having a charlie horse. They exist in the far northern mountains in Ireland where the female Wolfetones beat their men with a black dildo while yelling "jajaja!" to increase their rage.
This wolfetone we caught is trying to tell us that there is a ladder behind us.
Wolfetone by Peter Schimigan August 4, 2010

Wolfenstein 

Wolfenstein was the mother of all first person shooters.Doom was the father,and Duke Nukem 3D was just the creepy uncle that everybody thought was a pedophile......
Halo/World Of Warcraft Player:OmFg HaLo teZ ThE ShiTZ!!!!!!!!!1111!HALo Iz LikE So LeGEndEry!!!11!FirST GoOd GamE evA!!!! !!!! !!!!111! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Normal person:Wolfenstein was the first first person shooter game so personly I think that it's legendary and that halo is just a stupid game,that's all.

H/Wow Player:0mFg StfU u no0b!!!!!! !!!111!!!!,hAlo is LikE sO awzome!!!!!!! 111!!!!!!!WoLf WaS LikE sO oLD!!! !!!!!1!111

Normal Person:*Sigh*

Wolfenstien 

The game that actually started the 3d shooter.Id created this as well as doom and doom 3. For more fun in 3d shooters see Duke nukem 3d
You shalt have fun killing Nazi's in wolfenstien 3d, the first 3d shooter.
Wolfenstien by F|_||< |_| April 1, 2005
A dick got bitten by a Cinnaminson Werewolf, and every cresent moon a weiner gets hairy and grows teeth
A:I thought i had an STD but i forgot a werewolf sucked me off and could have bit me, i guess i have a wolfdick?
B:IF your name is devin kloss you are the first of its kind
Wolfdick by SJ3 December 3, 2006