fake witness
A disparaging term utilized for the purpose of discrediting someone whose truth will likely end your gravy train in Congress.
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Fair Witness
Fair Witness is a fictional profession invented by Robert Heinlein. (Stranger in a Strange Land)
A Fair Witness is an individual trained to observe events and report exactly what he or she sees and hears, making no extrapolations or assumptions. An eidetic memory is a prerequisite for the job, although this may be attainable with suitable training.
In Heinlein's society, a Fair Witness is a highly reputable source of information. By custom, a Fair Witness acting professionally, generally wearing distinctive white robes, is never addressed directly, and is never acknowledged by anyone present.
While Fair Witnesses may hold jobs, at all times they must honor the traditions of the Fair Witness and do their best to avoid any possibility of bias when wearing the robes and repeating the truth of what they have seen, done or heard.
Fair Witnesses are prohibited from drawing conclusions about what they observe. As a demonstration, in the novel a Fair Witness was asked to describe the color of a house in the distance. She responds, "It's white on this side"; whereupon Heinlein explains that she would not assume knowledge of the color of the other sides of the house without being able to see them. Furthermore, after observing another side of the house she would not then assume that any previously seen side was still the same color as last reported, even if only minutes before.
A Fair Witness is an individual trained to observe events and report exactly what he or she sees and hears, making no extrapolations or assumptions. An eidetic memory is a prerequisite for the job, although this may be attainable with suitable training.
In Heinlein's society, a Fair Witness is a highly reputable source of information. By custom, a Fair Witness acting professionally, generally wearing distinctive white robes, is never addressed directly, and is never acknowledged by anyone present.
While Fair Witnesses may hold jobs, at all times they must honor the traditions of the Fair Witness and do their best to avoid any possibility of bias when wearing the robes and repeating the truth of what they have seen, done or heard.
Fair Witnesses are prohibited from drawing conclusions about what they observe. As a demonstration, in the novel a Fair Witness was asked to describe the color of a house in the distance. She responds, "It's white on this side"; whereupon Heinlein explains that she would not assume knowledge of the color of the other sides of the house without being able to see them. Furthermore, after observing another side of the house she would not then assume that any previously seen side was still the same color as last reported, even if only minutes before.
Fair Witness by Deacon John Hubertz April 18, 2018
Keyboardcat Witness
Keyboardcat Witness -
1. a worshiper of The Keyboard Cat.
2. One who has witnessed the greatness of Keyboardcat.
3. A Spin off of the Church of Ceiling Cat.
1. a worshiper of The Keyboard Cat.
2. One who has witnessed the greatness of Keyboardcat.
3. A Spin off of the Church of Ceiling Cat.
He is a Keyboardcat witness they meet on thursdays and watch many episodes of Keyboardcat religiously.
He is a member of the Keyboardcat witnesses.
Tom is not catholic, he is a Keyboardcat witness.
He is a member of the Keyboardcat witnesses.
Tom is not catholic, he is a Keyboardcat witness.
Keyboardcat Witness by ravenmsb June 24, 2009
Thom Yorke's Witness
An over-obsessed Radiohead fan who, in attempt to enlighten others, goes door to door carrying a copy of OK Computer on vinyl and spreads the good word of the great Thom Yorke. The Thom Yorke's witness tends to lack the ability to understand those who do not enjoy Radiohead, so do not offend them.
Who was that at the door?
Oh that was just a Thom Yorke's witness. I told him I don't like Radiohead so he went and jumped in front of a truck.
Oh that was just a Thom Yorke's witness. I told him I don't like Radiohead so he went and jumped in front of a truck.
Thom Yorke's Witness by Crusty Howard April 20, 2018