winnipeg

A strange, mid-size city in Canada (8th largest) known for extreme weather and very hard partying. The city was in decline from about 1975-2000 but is on the rebound due to lots of jobs, low cost of living, a thriving arts scene, and easy access to pot and coke. All Canadian bands worth mentioning are from Winnipeg. Apparently Homer Simpson is based on a character (Matt Groening's dad I think) who was from somewhere close to Winnipeg, hence all the references in The Simpsons. Some areas are notoriously unsafe, I believe its the murder, car theft, and assault capital of Canada, all because of the native population. I felt safer in the ghettos of L.A. and Chicago than Winnipeg's North End. If you want a weekend of good blow and cheap beer, Winnipeg is for you - but bring a gun. Oh, and DONT touch the hookers, you'll get swine flu.

"That's it - back to Winnipeg!"

by party in the peg August 8, 2009

winnipeg

damn, one fucked city. you either love it or hate it; we get hella cold winters, hella hot summers, with plenty of carjackings in between, and murders. murder capital of canada, REPRESENT. our south end is probably the chillest part of the city, least killings, least gangstas. west ends got the African mafia mad cowz n some otha crazy shit, north ends got the natives and the indian posse, east ends got some philipino gangs ive heard, who knows, i dont care about that part of the city. our party scenes pretty dope, lots of bars etc, plus we got the college, so some prettttty decent girls round here as well. oh and the junior hockey is sick, and the pro hockey isnt bad either; our pro football team blows, bombers, i dont even wanna talk bbout them. anyways if your drivin thru here, dont go out downtown late at night n make sure yo cars got an immobilizer haha

man, i was cruisin thru the north end of winnipeg and some natives jumped me and took my car!

wow i saw the winnipeg blue bombers play the other night, they sucked so bad i left half way through

by southside52 December 12, 2008

Winnipeg

A pretty good city in Manitoba Canada. NO LONGER THE MURDER CAPITAL OF CANADA (that title now goes to Edmonton, Alberta). Winters are getting warmer as each year goes by. Some new develoments in the downtown (although no LRT yet, which sucks). An extremely multicultural city; the Filipino Capital of Canada. Also a very underrated city. Tons of festivals in the summer, and a few in the winter. Close to so many lakes and outdoor recreational activity areas. A good city that will soon be upgraded to a "great" city.

So I got jumped and mugged in Calgary and saw three people carrying guns in downtown Toronto. Guess there is crime all over Canada. Winnipeg ain't looking so bad now.

by Philip Orestes October 13, 2006

Winnipeg Blue Bomber

After going for at least a month without ejacutating a man finds a woman in Winnipeg to allow him to dip his balls into her mouth and while she sucks on them, he comes all over her forehead.

"Man, I had such serious blue balls I just had to go out and get me a Winnipeg Blue Bomber."

by Duke Hoobly May 10, 2007

winkerpeeps

eyes

Look into my winkerpeeps.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her winkerpeeps.
The winkerpeeps are the window of the soul.

by Narby May 12, 2014

Winnipeg Picnic

Activity wherein the participant(s) sit outside while eating freezies and smoking marijuana out of a pipe (Especially but not exclusively during the winter).

Jane and Peter went for a winnipeg picnic this afternoon despite the cold weather. They got very high.

by Canadian Jesus September 8, 2013

Winnipegger

The term 'WINNIPEGGER' is used when referring to an individual who lives in the city of Winnipeg.
(Located in the province of Manitoba...in Canada!)

It's the same as when someone says 'new-yorkER' for someone who lives in New York...

"Sometimes it sucks being a winnipegger..."

"Damn those dirty winnipeggers!!"

by Katherine-Lee December 23, 2006