Urban wildlife

Animals--rats, cats, coyotes, etc--seen from afar on streets and sidewalks or stuck in trees, which, when approached, turn out to actually just be trash blowing in the breeze.

I saw some scary urban wildlife in a bush last night. I was pretty freaked out until I realized it was just a plastic bag.

by eyehustlin May 13, 2014

John wilding

A Cunty, egotistic maniac.

Oh you're such a john wilding
Don't be a john wilding
For fuck sake you john wilding

by Define1001 June 23, 2018

Alaskan wildlife fucker

A guy who will fuck just about anything but a polar bear, or die trying.

Pete liked anything exotic, wildlife, anything different, so he became an Alaskan wildlife fucker.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2018

hill I am willing to die on

An opinion with which one will stick no matter what, yea verily, even unto death itself. Usually regarding an incredibly trivial and inconsequential matter... but not always.

"coconut water is a top tier beverage. this is a hill i am willing to die on" - Twitter user @nailaham1ra, 8/19/2020

I say Bernie got screwed, and that's a hill I am wiling to die on.

by smendler August 23, 2020

Willington, CT

The place where one only passes through when lost, or drunk. The people so cool that they renamed Memorial Day Willington Day, and have a fiesta behind the elementary school.

Willington, Ct may refer to all of those uppidy Connecticut towns that you need to be sprung from. Soon.

by Sayjay901 April 29, 2011

the wildlife

A great band from San Francisco that combines indie, electronic, soul, and classical rock. They have an album called Sweet Plastic.

The Wildlife's Electric Slide, Part II is a great song.

by Commander Pancakes September 24, 2006

I'm willing to get closer if you are

when a girl has absoultely no idea how to respond to your confession so will instantly default to "i'm willing to get closer if you are"

I'm honestly truly flattered, your the nicest guy i've ever known but i'm willing to get closer if you are

by doggiestar314 March 14, 2021