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Werewolf Easter

A Holiday created by angry White Anglo Saxon Protestants in response to all the fake holidays that other religions use to get several extra days off from work annually. This holiday celebrates the resurrection of Christ....as a Werewolf. The celebration typically occurs six weeks before the first Monday of August, and lasts approximately two weeks. This two week Holiday allows the practitioner to watch the entire Wimbledon Championships without worrying about work days interfering with NBC's asinine television scheduling.

On the last day of Werewolf Easter, Werewolf Christ returns from the dead to do two things for the younger followers:

1) He delivers wicker baskets full of Werewolf eggs, and hides said baskets in the most whimsical of places.
2) He scratches their friggen faces off while they sleep.

Werewolf Easter typically accounts for one of every five childhood deaths in North America each year.
Boss: "Have a nice weekend! I'll see you Monday morning, bright and early!"
Me: "Oh no you won't! Wimble-I mean, Werewolf Easter starts this weekend!"
Boss: "What the fuck? You actually believe in that crazy Werewolf shit?"
(Werewolf jumps out from behind watercooler and eats Boss, starting with the face)
by Brad Parrack May 17, 2006
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werewolfing

The process of masturbating under a full moon and howling wildly at the moment of climax. This can done more effectively with a full forest of pubic hair.
steve: Did you see the moon last night?

Bob: Is that even a question? I was out werewolfing like it was my job.
by mikey forks February 3, 2012
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Utah werewolf

A deer ass taxidermied to look like a wolf with inbreeding. Bought for laughs or given as a gag gift.
I got Dale a Utah werewolf for his birthday, you should have seen his face
by techn1ciaN September 2, 2018
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werewolfing

Werewolfing: the time of a woman's monthly cycle.
Mensturation, Period, aunt Flo, moon time, red river, the curse
Buffy wanted to go out with her boyfriend but she was werewolfing...it was that time of the month.
by memphocat September 7, 2016
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whoreologist

someone who is an astute examiner of whores and all that whores entail
Dude you know every prostitute's name on this strip, you're such a whoreologist.
by JanuaryinApril September 29, 2006
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warewolf

the act of cutting ones pubes off, holding them in your hand and while cuming on a girls face throw them on her and scream "warewolf"
Michelle didnt know what to say when Johnny screamed warewolf while throwing pubes and cum on her face
by DominicGio July 7, 2008
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werewolf syndrome

Common term for hypertrichosis, a condition characterized by excessive and widespread body hair. It is usually genetic in origin.
"That guy has hypertrichosis."
"Hyper-what?
"You know, werewolf syndrome."
by Erin Catherine May 30, 2008
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