the whomping willow

A voracious sex act in which the male sticks his dick and hands into the vagina, and then masturbates, leaving something looser than Spanish drug law

Person 1: you know when you went to the pisser the other night when we was watchin telly with your mum?
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow

by Fiffyen the Gothic December 9, 2017

whoopin shirt

A shirt that is used to beat freshmen senseless, if they do not follow uper classmen orders

1. Do it one more time and we will bring out the whoopin shirt

2. Kathen Nolbus if you are late one more time, you get the whoopin shirt

by TheBrooklynSteamer November 16, 2014

Whoopin' stick

A stick used to spank people.

I hit him with my whoopin' stick!!!

by nilethe146 March 10, 2016

Whooping your goober

The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.

Rooster why where you whooping your goober to gay porn? Rooster replied: "Because it's epic!!!!!"

by gooberwhooper January 20, 2023

ass slapping/whooping

ur momma about to slap yo ass so hard u will fly to da moooooooooooooon

Mum: you havent done ur home work so its time for ur ass slapping/whooping Guy
Guy: *dies from da ass slapping/whooping lol*

by I did ur mother at November 17, 2021

Whoopin Juice

a combination of water, rubbing alcohol, and lotion. this potent solution is applied to a leather belt and/or a person's buttocks during the commencement of an ass whooping.

Jeff! You better calm down or mama's going to get the whoopin juice!

by hardhitr3 July 1, 2009

womping

the act of bodysurfing shorebreak.

you get womped to the shore in the act.

the womp yesterday was epic. womping so tight dogg.

by UPPER HERMOSA TILL THE DAY I DIE July 18, 2004