whomp

A "whomp" is an intense and overwhelming feeling of jealousy that hits like a truck. Such Whomps typically last from a few hours to a few days, and are accompanied by emotional and physical symptoms such as; depression, hopelessness, stomach aches, possessiveness, headaches, emotional instability, fatigue, emotional disconnection, lowered self-esteem, anhedonia, and many others.

Last week, I had two Whomps. Being in the middle of a Whomp feels shitty.

by joanofsnark January 10, 2013

Whomp

verb (used with object)
1.
to defeat (a person, opposing team, etc.) decisively
2.
to slap or strike

We whomped the visiting team.

We whomped the visiting team.

by whomp079 January 3, 2012

whomp

To whomp is to be, whomp is everything, everything is whomp. whomp isn't just a word, it's a way of life, a language really, it's a form of literary advancement, wait no, not a form. it's literary advancement in general. it's also time efficient because you can replace so many words with whomp

21:41 <Judy> Hello, Bill!
21:41 <Judy> What's whomping?
21:42 <Bill> Oh hey there, Judy
21:42 <Bill> I'm just whomping about
21:42 <Judy> Oh, that whomps!
21:42 <Bill> What's whomp with you?
21:42 <Judy> My whompy little brother just whomped the whomp out of the dog.


21:43 <Lindsay> omg hi brad!!!!111111111
21:44 <Brad> yoooo lindz u lookin' whompalicuous 2nite
21:44 <Lindsay> ur soooooo nyc brad i wanna whomp you so bad
21:44 <Brad> lol think u can handle dis much whomp??
21:45 <Lindsay> did u cmy nw whompin shrt dat i gt 2day?!?!
21:45 <Lindsay> it luks so whomptastic
21:45 <Brad> yur whomps prbbly look grt in that new shrt

21:52 <BabyGigi> GOO GAA BENBEN!
21:52 <BabyGigi> GOO WHOMP GAGA?
21:52 <BabyBennie> TEHEHE WHOMPY WHOMP GAGA!
21:53 <BabyGigi> GAGAGA HAHAHA WHOMPY WHOMP WHOMP
21:53 <BabyGigi> GOO GOO GA GA DADDY WHOMP MOMMY
21:53 <BabyBennie> GA WEE BA WHOMP OO WHOMPO?!?!!!
21:54 <BabyGigi> GOO WEE GA WHOMPY WHOMPA

by Teh_Wh0mperer August 29, 2008

chick-a-whomp-whomp

Slang term for sex, be it oral, vaginal, or anal. Derived from the cheesy music played in early porno films.

Don't take it so hard that she dumped you, man. At least she gave you some chick-a-whomp-whomp.

by Jesse Rotten April 8, 2006

whomp

to peirce someone's lung through oral entery, almost always with a penis.

come over thursday night if you want to get whomped.

by chrisb February 18, 2004

whomp

to bodysurf in big, closed-out, heavy waves

Let's go whomping.

There were some whompers out there today!

I got whomped on that one.

by Yield October 14, 2008

Whomp

usually used in a sarcastic tone, this word can be used to describe something that is boring or wack. It can also be used to describe most awkward situations and/or instead of the word "FAIL"

My date last night was extra whomp

by sams555 March 31, 2011