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whitehead

What a penis tip looks like right after the guy cums.
He pulled out right before he came and sat back as she watched his whitehead.
by zooone9243 July 11, 2011
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Whitehead

n 1. A permanent white mark, generally upon one's head, that indicates the status of "leader of ritual sacrifices" in a literary cult.

v 2. To create the white mark refered to in definition 1.

v 3. To inflict a meaningless white mark upon another's head.

v 4. To beat someone over the head with a coconut until their head turns white.
1. I thought that Sheila was a normal girl, until I spotted the whitehead she kept covered under her bandana.

2. As Silvia cast the sacrificial goat into the fiery volcano, the chief of the Hawthorne Literary Cult whiteheaded her.

3. Badfield, the most rowdy child in Mrs. Lit's first grade class, was known for rubbing chalk dust over his hands, and then whiteheading other children.

4. Sweety and Tweety became so sick of each other after being stuck on a deserted island together for seventy-three years that they whiteheaded each other, and were jubilant all the while.
by mysterychef November 10, 2008
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Whiteboard

A saying to describe females as flat on both ends with little to no curves.
THAT GIRL OVER THERE IS LOOKING LIKE A WHITEBOARD.
by presidentbreedinggrounds September 17, 2020
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whitebar

Refers to hockey. The bar behind the cross-bar in the highest part of the net, usually painted white. A 'whitebar' goal is when a player rings the puck off of it and lights the lamp.
"Damn, did you see that goal dude?"
"Yeah man, I did, whitebarrrr."
"Hey, Homer, nice whitebar." said Bolin.
by holmer January 24, 2007
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Whitetard

A whitetard is someone who likes any kind of sound, music or melody made by Jack White.
Even if the songs or music are bad or strange a whitetard will always thinks that this is very good.
- Dude, I love that latest CD from the Dead Weather...

- I know man you are a whitetard anyway.

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- Hey Franky, will you go see the next concert of the Raconteurs at the Tweet Center?

- Of course Harry... you know I am a whitetard.
by jimmipage May 21, 2010
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Whitehead

Verb: To inflict a difficult writing assignment upon.
"Like, this sucks. I just got Whiteheaded with a five-page essay on mirror imagery in The Scarlet Letter."
by Mr. Whitehead November 23, 2006
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white beard

Can't grow a beard? Next time you're at home, simply apply shaving cream to your face in the shape of a beard, leave it on, and go about your day.
by Turler August 3, 2018
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