Whiffstache

Any MLB player who wears a mustache and is prone to striking out.

The center fielder is a rally killing whiffstache.

by Whoduzitbutter August 9, 2024

Stanley Whiffer

You wipe your ass with 2 fingers preferably the second or third wipe after crapping 💩 & then you go wipe those fingers on a friend’s nose 👃 while they are sleeping 😴

In Army boot 🥾 Truong kept fucking off & getting our squad in trouble so we gave him a Stanley Whiffer after he fell asleep 💤

by Cooper Moses February 5, 2019

penil whiffer

smelling your own private area

I gave myself a good penil whiffer before my date yesterday

by bigbadonkadonk April 30, 2021