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molly whompin

a throwback term for a beat down. not to a bloody pulp, but just a quick and painful beatdown.

First main use is in the song Molly whompin' which was on the mixtape 2800 by that artist stunnaman.

Not to be confused with the term molly whomp which has a dual meaning:

1: a cock slap

2: a gang beat down that has not happened yet or is being planned.
we all just started molly whompin on this foo that raped lisa.

i molly whomped lisa last night and these guys came out of no where and started molly whompin on me
by Eric muhseeis March 7, 2009
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whompy-jawed

When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.
If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.
by Blonde Bombshell_77 October 13, 2008
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Whelp

To whelp someone. Slap the nearest flat surface to you and leave work before you’re supposed to.
by Go Brandon December 24, 2021
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Whumpage

Refers to the power, strength, force, or impact of something; similar to "oomph". Typically used to refer to sounds, but is flexible in usage.

In music it refers to a lot of bass, in voice acting it can refer to the passion put into the impression. In movies, shows, books, or lyrics it can refer to the message being powerful or impactful. People with a lot of whumpage can mean they are strong or have a lot of courage.

Coined by Markiplier
Friend #1: "Why is this song is such a banger!?"
Friend #2: "Probably 'cause its got a lot of whumpage."
by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023
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Whimper

A whimper is something out of pleasure, like when a woman whimpers my lesbian ass has a heart attack.
Her: Mhm, fuck
Me: Dude, that whimper got me going crazy
by I🩷gothgirls October 2, 2023
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I hate your whimper

The immortal phrase uttered by one of the evil Skeksils in the Jim Henson film, "The Dark Crystal".
Chamberlain - mmmMMMMmmm
Skeksi - I hate your whimper!
by AesopRock311 April 14, 2010
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whimper wagon

How one might to get to the pity party.
Josie: "Do you know where Chelsea went? She was really upset about not getting invited to the dance."
John: "No clue - she jumped right into her whimper wagon and drove off."
by Mama Frazz December 2, 2010
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