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wheat cracker

Man, look at that wheat cracker ball. He is throwin it down, oldschool.
by BobertPhillups August 6, 2007
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Weak Mike

A male in early adulthood who exhibits any the following effeminate behaviors: drinks Zima, watches the Lifetime channel, whines about how mean people are or how cruel the world is, drinks low-fat milk, and gossips about others.

Origin: This definition was inspired by a kid named Mike who once lived in Newbrunswick, NJ while attending Rutgers. He soon realized he was too soft to live in Jersey and subsequently moved to San Francisco, CA
David: Hey Matt! Quit drinking that damn Zima, you Weak Mike. Drink a beer like a real man.

Matt: You're so mean.
by Daniel McClould June 13, 2009
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I AM NOT WEAK

The four infamous words mentioned by Infinite the Jackal after getting defeated by Shadow—who proceeded to call him ‘pathetic.’ By saying these words Infinite abandoned his former, weaker self, and embraced his new, edgier, stronger self.
Shadow: Pathetic. Don’t ever show your face around me again.

Infinite: Pathetic? He’s calling me ‘weak?!’ I’m not weak. I AM NOT WEAK!!!!!!
by Fedora the Explorer December 31, 2017
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your shit's weak

What you say to someone when you aren't impressed by their performance. From the movie 'Grandma's Boy'. Mainly used with video games.
You can't even get passed level six? Your shit's weak!
by RUF/NEK ABC2 July 29, 2006
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weak stroke game

When a mans stroke (penis penetration) is just weak and unsatisfactory. In his mind he believes he is the man and continuously asks "Who's pussy is it"... The woman or man will then reply "NOT yours boo" . The sex is worse than watching paint dry....
Girl I let him hit but he has a weak stroke game!
by TooHottyForYourBody November 29, 2013
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weak effort

A weak effort can be one of two things
1. Someone who is weak and feable in mind body and soul, someone who cannot stand up for themselves in any way shape or form otherwise sometimes known as a tizzard.
2. A failure when attempting to do something. By failing to succeed in the task this could cause you to be known as a weak effort.
1. someone pathetic walks out their house "what a weak effort"
2. ryan whiteys after a single bong "what a weak effort"
by waynerooney August 29, 2006
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Weak Speak

Language designed to distance. Use of language which absolves the speaker of any real responsibility. Language used so frequently (these days) by politicians and managers (in business, industry and almost everywhere else).
Call centre:
"Your complaint was actioned last week and if you don't adjust your tone I will be obliged to release the call".

Customer:
Cut the weak speak...just give me a straight answer.
by David Fishel January 7, 2008
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