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Whale

A whale can be characterised as the biggest beast of the ocean and land. They are the ultimate big boys. Whales are elegant, clever, strong and curious creatures. Some would even attribute mythical to them due to the way they can magically become erect and fuck doves and slugs and leopards up those tight asses. Fuck those creatures, whales 4 lyf. WHALES HAVE THE BEST PORN. Whales are the best in the league.
Ah man That guy is so good at fantasy football, he’s such a whale. Fucking up all those slugs, doves and leopards with the big whale dick.
by Biggest whale best base August 17, 2020
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Whale

Person 1: Yo, look at that whale!

Person 2: I know, right!?
by Acoolboy October 25, 2014
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Whale

When someone cries so loud and if you close your eyes it mimics the sound of a whale.
*Hania crying*

“Yo Hania...omg DON’T WHALE”
by potavocado June 25, 2018
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whaling

Whereas sharking involves picking on one group of people to try and get with, whaling just involves opening ones mouth and letting anyone (or anything) go in.
#1: Mate, he gave up sharking ages ago he just opened his mouth and let that fat chick come on in.
#2: That's what whaling is for!
by the.personator June 12, 2010
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Whale

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Whale

One who is mad or Extreemly Angry at someone or something
Kaleea: Dude wuts up
Sara: Dude im so Whale right now you dont even know!
kaleea: ...ok
by XxPotatoxX May 26, 2008
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whaleness

The state of delusion of morbidly obese females who believe they are actually healthy and cute.
The media has gone nuts with the love fest for Lizzo. Clearly some feminist is pushing whaleness philosophy.
by glorialindquist February 14, 2020
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