in whack

In good working condition. The opposite of "out of whack".

KJ: "Hey man my car is all out of whack."

GP: "Don't worry I can get it in whack."

by Fisk May 28, 2006

whackitballs

The drifting globules of semen resulting from ejaculating in any sort of tub or swimming pool.

Bob smiled oddly when the two teenage girls in the jacuzzi screamed,"Look out! Whackitballs!"

by BurnedOutBob November 8, 2006

peenie whacker

Used to ejaculate and evacuate. Cums in many shapes and sizes (and colors) while also being attached to twins which can also cum in different shapes and sizes. Can be hairy, smooth and/or prickly like a cacti. Can also be used a derogatory term.

Kiki: bro my waiter was such a bitch, he made me pay for water

Chance: what a fuckin peenie whacker

Ex.2

Evan: what’s it mean when a girl laughs when I show her my peenie whacker?

Randy: means you got a massive member my manz

Evan: oh..

by Chance52 August 20, 2021

pud whacker

Someone who is not cool or up with the times,usually a 18-25 yr old male that is still a virgin but still talks about whacking it everynite cause he's clueless on how to nail some snatch!

That dude chris is such a pud whacker,he couldn't get laid in a 10.00 whore house!

by pipelayer24 May 31, 2013

taxi whack

The act of making love to a fat asian person.

Dude, I totally taxi whacked that noodle vendor last night.

by PhilBecca February 4, 2009

Wackadoo

The Oily Wifestyle

A woman in my area who posts on the local parenting Facebook page calls herself "The Oily Wifestyle" and I actively hate it, she’s a real wackadoo.

by Smutsmut November 11, 2019

whack job

A crazy person.

You see that guy trying to make water flow uphill? He's a real whack job

by Bungalow Bill February 26, 2002