weenie

a jokester; someone who is constantly pulling a "weenie move". someone who does things that are funny, yet inconvienent enough to get somone annoyed.

while playing pool...
sunshine: oh man, i just got the 8-ball in, i guess i lose
weenie: no its okay ill just take it out and pretend it never happened
sunshine: wow, that's so nice of you, wait does that mean if i beat you you will not accept defeat because you'll say i got the 8-ball in?
weenie: oh no, thats not something i would do
....10 minutes later
sunshine: yay i won!
weenie: no you didn't, you got the 8-ball in
sunshine: **shaking her head** what a weenie!

weenie by aka sunshine July 14, 2007

Weenie

1: A male Penis
2: A derogatory term for a person who is afraid of lots of things

1: Douchbag: Hay Gurl, wanna see my weenie?

Librarian: get lost fuck boy!

2: Guy 1: I don't think this is a good idea guys.
Guy 2: Don't be a Weenie!

Weenie by FalloutNewShootist April 10, 2016

Weenie

A weenie a crazy human sometimes referred to as a dog, they usually will like to eat anything and don't have a very active brain. Don't be affended if you are called a weenie it just means you are funny, crazy, and silly.

Omg dude your such a weenie.

Weenie by Grogie sanga November 15, 2016

Weenie

Definitely not Emmett

A weenie? That can't be Emmett

Weenie by Cmueller December 2, 2016

Weenie

Weenie in magic the gathering and other (online) trade card games means : ' a weak creature/monster'.

Weenie decks , are decks with many weak creatures that often get alot of buffs and often need alot of teamwork in large numbers.

'Hey, I have made a weenie deck today and it is strong against midrange.'

Weenie by Neacher March 20, 2017

weenie

lame, babyish

Where is your next weenie workshop?

weenie by photoitaliangirl January 12, 2018

Weenie

Just an overall douchey person that possesses unsavory, pretentious, and conceited qualities. Wears turtlenecks and chains to clubs.

"Wow look at those weenies over there, I hope they don't try to talk to me, their conversations make me want to Van Gogh my ears"

Weenie by weenie creator March 12, 2019