global warming

What republicans pretend not to believe in so they can see New York and San Francisco flooded in 20 years or so.

"Ya know... Katrina done hit us pretty hard. Mebee that Gore feller 'bout th' global warming 'ur whutever was talkin' a licka sense aft-"

"Shhhh! Shutthafuckup Pete!"

by known_to_some January 9, 2010

Warren G. Hardon

Trying to hide a boner, but failing and getting laughed at.

Steve; Look at Billy, he's got a Warren G. Hardon

Everyone laughs at Billy, who has a massive Warren G. Hardon

by White Van with screaming in it May 19, 2016

warmer

Scottish slangword for someone who has no clue, generally unlikeable and who gets on your nerves.

Wee Dave keeps trying tae get aff wi' ma wee sister, an' he's nae cash. The cunt's a total warmer.

by Barry Burns February 11, 2004

Tijuana sock-warmer

The act of putting Tabasco or other hot sauce on a condom before engaging in intercourse. Note that this applies to the OUTSIDE of the prophylactic, as the application of a spicy liquid to the inside would technically be considered a Guadalajara Hot Pocket

Several hours after being Tijuana sock-warmered, he made the mistake of ingesting a laxative - a mistake he will not soon forget.

by ubermonk December 19, 2010

heated thumb warmer

To give a guy with a chode a handjob.

Hey big boy you want a heated thumb warmer?

by Dafghdugresgcdf December 7, 2013

Warren Township High School

A quaint, but large highschool in Gurnee Illinois, but looks can be deceiving. The inside is laid out like a prison and it is. The inmates "Students" are guarded by the well known heroic Howie Security guards led by the one and only Raphael Soto. Once inside, you must be cautious of the transgender, Homo, and feminist inmates who feast on regular usually christian inmates by giving them all of the hatred they desire. Gay teachers force punishment on the inmates by making the students basically write their wills by using themes from "classic" books like Fahrenheit 451 to begin with progressing the The Turn of the Screw. You will be lucky to gain protection form the messiah Cerauli but don't count on it. Good luck :)

i dont like school. Warren township high school

by Jakoby Ellsbury May 13, 2016

Global Warming

An increase in the average temperature of the earth's atmosphere, especially a sustained increase sufficient to cause climatic change.

"Stop Global Warming!"

by Jomofoshobro May 26, 2006