wannemacher

A noun for the biggest retard on the face of the planet. Frequently caught mumbling when confused, which is very often. Abbreviated form is "wan."

Look at that wannemacher over there drooling all over himself.

by ubeenf'donked June 27, 2007

Gok Wanned

To have undergone a radical style transformation/makeover.

Derives from the camp TV personality Gok Wan.

"She looks much better...she's ben gok wanned"

by GlesgaBird. December 11, 2010

Wankey

noun: A Wanking Hankerchief

A shirt, sock, towel or any piece of material that is used to wank into. This material can be used several times before it is washed. It can be found under the beds of many males but can be carelessly left out.

I went to Josh's joint last night and went to borrow a shirt and accidently pulled out his wankey

by Trez_City December 14, 2006

Ozzy wankey

Those cheating australian wankers, who are shite at rugby.

the 2003 rugby world cup

by Not a cheating australian November 22, 2003

wet wankey

When a man beats his meat under water in a womens hair.

I gave you a wet wankey.

by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008

Tessa wanner

Pretty blonde from other side of tracks . beat you up as a kid . lead you on in your teens . not the girl you bring home to mom in her twentys but come her thirtys put a ring it.

That. S a real tessa wanner you got.

by W.v 35 February 21, 2018

wanny

an object without function, usually a discarded piece of food or a useless component from some larger assembly of objects.

'look at that wanny some dumb shit's fly tipped by the roadside'
'mind you don't step in that pile of wanny'

by msyrinx May 23, 2007