wallpaper

When you get a blow job and blow your load on the girls face then take her hair and push it into previously dropped load.

When I wallpapered that hoe, she had one hell of a time trting to peel her hair back!

by Dirty 1 November 18, 2003

Vegeta wallpaper

This is clearly gay code.

obey me, Crap
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find me a good Vegeta wallpaper.

by Wyld December 19, 2004

Brown Wallpaper Finish

Fuck a pale chick, cum on her tits, shit on her tits, mix that shit up, cover her whole body, boom: Brown Wallpaper Finish.

Dude: "Hey bro why's she so tan today?'
You: "I gave her the finish last night."
Brown Wallpaper Finish*

by Ivan Yankian Off January 1, 2012

Wallpapering

If a girl tells a guy a bit too late that she doesn't want to receive his special juices, he may have no choice but to ejaculate on the nearest wall. Bonus points for hanging a poster using the sticky stuff on said wall.

College guy 1: Great Pulp Fiction poster man!
College Guy 2: Thanks. Your Mom and I were wallpapering last night. She was so good we also stuck my Animal House poster to the other wall.

by First time wallpaperer December 9, 2008

wallpaper pants

pants that are too tight and look as if they were made from the annoying wallpaper in your great grandmothers bathroom.

usually spotted on middle aged women...normally mothers of teenaged girls who want to burn the pants.

OMG...my mom bought new wallpaper pants...:( i thought i got rid of them for good!

EWWWWWW ***twitch*** your mom's wearing wallpaper pants!

YESSS THE WALLPAPER PANTS ARE DEAD

those wallpaper pants are too tight! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!

why do fat people wear spandex wallpaper pants? IT BURNS

by Diana, Emily, and Bianca December 9, 2008

Wallpaper

A girl that is so incredibly plain looking that she simply blends into the background.

"Dude, did you see that girl at Starbucks?"

"Nah bruh, she was like wallpaper."

by Marcus garvey January 7, 2015

wallpapering the kitchen

vb. coll. slang for masturbation, often aided by William Hague speech CDs.

I'm off to read for a bit and then i might wallpaper the kitchen.

by Olly February 27, 2004