cock-wallop

To administer an open-hand slap to the genitalia of a male, with a sharp snapping of the wrist so as to leave a stinging sensation in the wangular and nutsacular areas.

Sweet sassy molassey, after we felched and I forgot her name, she cock-walloped me so bad, my penis fell off and ran out the door! Come back Weenie McSexster!

by John Walsh April 17, 2004

pussy wallop

To put someone’s head in a crotch-lock, using the labia to create a suction over the mouth. Then suck to remove oxygen from the body.

Black women, do to their large thighs, are better at pussy walloping than white women.

by RustyShackleford831 May 23, 2018

Dick Wallop

When a man grabs his dick like a bat and hits someone with it.

Dick wallop

by Shid man November 30, 2021

Walloping Webhammer

The Walloping Webhammer in fortnite.

"Brodie used the Walloping Webhammer in fortnite" said Brendan Ryder Lynn Carter.

by Brodiculous December 6, 2022

Rod walloper

A man who “wallops his rod”

Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?

by Naughty Daddy June 3, 2019

Wallop Jocky

Some one thats uses shite patter to deflect a point or opinion about them.

Reece Jonny Davidson your dugs goat tits

Aaron Shut the fuck up ya Wallop Jocky

by AzzaP July 6, 2016

wallop jayden

A god that can destroy you in any cod and can catch a rocket with hes bear hands or just a normal dude that's a different breed

That guy is a wallop jayden he probaly gets all the girls

by Notredok October 18, 2020