The Walk of Shame

The trip you take when you realize that you just took a dump at a stall or bathroom with no toilet paper and need to go get some.
Dude, look at the way that guy coming out of the stall is walking! Poor guy probably needs to make the walk of shame.

I reached for a piece of toilet paper only to realize that I needed to travel on the walk of shame.

Guy 1: "Hey you're out of toilet paper!"

Guy 2: "Really? What did you use?"

Guy 1: "I had to make the walk of shame to ask you were so TP is."

Guy 2: "Dude, you smell like crap."
by n77shogun September 22, 2009
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Walk of Shame

When the only way to get McDonalds is to go through the drive through, but you don't have a car. Hence you have to queue up in line with the cars and just stand there waiting for your food.
Popularized in Australia, particularily Sunnybank where late night gamers are forced to take the walk of shame in order to get their McDonalds fix.
"Man i was so hungry while playing at CG...i had to take the walk of shame"
"Oh no not the walk of shame, did the people in cars behind you revv their engines?"
by Whytie December 09, 2005
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Walk of Shame

When you blow a load on a girls back after fucking her doggystyle and refuse to help her clean it off so she is forced to walk awkwardly to the bathroom to clean it herself.
Bro, I totally gave Brittney the walk of shame treatment last night and laughed my ass off while she hobbled to the bathroom to clean up.
by FilthyMan69 May 30, 2007
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Walk of Shame

The trip from the stall to the sink, then out to the hall after taking a monster dump.
After he took the walk of shame, no one talked to Maurice for a week.
by john_lee December 09, 2003
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THE WALK OF SHAME

Discribes the walk from the exit of the public toilet to the wash basin..after have had a horrific shit, (windjammer followed by a mad session of the peebledash effect)in front of other users of the toilet
Listening to sniggers from people who are looking at you
by paul January 13, 2004
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The Walk of Shame

The aftermath of ejaculation to the point of getting semen everywhere, especially your hands, thus having to walk to the sink to wash off your shameful act.
"Dude, why we're you in the bathroom so long?"

"Ugh, I just did The Walk of Shame!"
by nocturnal_potato June 12, 2014
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International Walk of Shame

Spending 10+ hours travelling back from a week long transatlantic booty call... sitting on one of those little haemorrhoid do-nuts cos you're so sore economy seating just won't cut it.....
Look at that poor girl in the seat opposite, she walked on to the plane like John Wayne trailing two suitcases behind her... must be doing the ol' international walk of shame!
by 10pounds of yorkshire beef January 05, 2011
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