Walkden

Tough-sounding old english yeoman term. To be The Walkden means to be unsurpassably the best or the most respected in a particular field (or in your own mind). Hence, you can never be just A Walkden. One always has to be referred to as The Walkden. There is only One Walkden: The Walkden. Often-times someone will refer to themselves as The Walkden to emphasise their untouchable level of preternatural talent and to indicate the inevitability of victory. Ultimately, The Walkden will be the final and only judge on all matters, and must be deferred to.

friend 1: fancy a game of darts
friend 2: for sure mon frere. The Walkden fucking loves to throw things

friend 1: Dude! you must be nervous about fighting Butterbean and Kimbo Slice tomorrow night?
friend 2: The Walkden has no fear. i'll do a proper number on 'em. Thats how The Walkden eats

friend 1: That new series of C.S.I is pretty wix man
friend 2: mange tout. but is it worth The Walkden's time?

friend 1: sorry mate. neither a borrower nor a lender be is my motto
friend 2: yeah, but you'll lend The Walkden a score innit

philospohical friend 1 talking to himself: The Walkden is as The Walkden does

by terrakillmywixshizzler April 24, 2011

The Walk

A time where the elite cousins go outside during thanksgiving to get high.

Can I go on the walk with you guys?

Sorry Will, this special walk is only for the big kids.

by long_ear_hair November 28, 2019

Take A Walk

A stubborn way of telling someone to fuck off

Stranger: Nice parenting

Dad: Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? Take a walk!

by KnightofNerdom June 1, 2018

walk much?

a fun question to ask to irritate someone who has just tripped

or to confuse someone who has not just tripped

1. (John trips)
you: walk much?

2. you: Hey, Mom, walk much?
Mom: what does that mean?

by cheu July 1, 2005

Walk it off

A "cure all" suggestion from grade school gym teachers for any student suffering an injury.

Gym teacher to injured student -
"Got hit too low with a ball? Walk it off."
"Jammed a finger playing basketball? Walk it off."
"Broken nose playing football? Walk it off." (Happened to me.)
This is the first line of gym teacher medical support. For serious injury, like decapitation, there is "Put ice on it."

by BigDaddyJohn December 9, 2014

Joe Walker

Joe Walker is an actor most famous for his role as Voldemort in "A Very Potter Musical." Fangirls everywhere love him for his sexy voice and possibly sexier body. He's bringing Voldemort back.

Friend1: "I hate Voldemort so much!"
Friend2: "That's because you haven't seen Joe Walker's Voldemort. Come on, I'll show you!"

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Friend1: *drools*

by Music -Misfit- July 9, 2010

bathroom walker

someone who walks everyone to the bathroom when there completly wasted.

kayla is the orignal bathroom walker.

by tmd1 October 22, 2009