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an alcoholic drink usually referring to a soda such as mountain dew being spiked with a lite beer.
Hey, we should make a whitney with this 2 liter bottle of mountain dew!
whitney by chanelle gomez January 2, 2009
A bitch. She has an annoying voice that is higher than the mountain for which she was named. Thinks she's Queen of North Korea and probably cheating on her boyfriend.
What a Whitney.
1) The sound of emphysema represented in wheeze, leading up to an eruption of laughter.

2) The last name of the television host Mike Whitney that starred in the blockbuster series' 'Who Dares Wins' & had a 12 year cricket career no one knows about.
Mike Whitney's laughter indicates emphysema, hence 'Definition 1'.
It's funny when people you know do it.
1) Bhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhee eeeeeeea hahhahaha that was the grossest whitney ever, awesome!!

1) Oh. My. God. Did you hear that woman whitney? I swear it lasted 23 seconds before laughter sound came out!
I'd give her 5 years at the most.
Whitney by Aaron Gibbs September 11, 2007
Has a nice ass small tits and a bit of a whore but is a good girl
Daum whitney got back
Whitney by Alexais lover October 12, 2017
a) To abruptly leave a groupchat when things get chaotic.

b) to skidaddle with little to no notice
I had to whitney my way out of the GroupMe, because frat boys be whallin
Whitney by CaliCal33 April 20, 2018
Whitney is very beautiful , and is normally blonde. Sometimes you’ll meet a Whitney with curly hair. Whitney isn’t always confident in herself, and can be insecure. This is sad because she really is a beautiful girl. If you ever meet a Whitney, be her friend. Because she will stay with you to the end, and make many memories together. Also she is a great person to laugh with and have fun. She will never judge you either, so be yourself.
“Who’s that?”
“That’s Whitney, why?”
“She looks nice, let’s go talk to her!”
Whitney by AHumanBeing666 October 19, 2021