A bitch. She has an annoying voice that is higher than the mountain for which she was named. Thinks she's Queen of North Korea and probably cheating on her boyfriend.
1) The sound of emphysema represented in wheeze, leading up to an eruption of laughter.
2) The last name of the television host Mike Whitney that starred in the blockbuster series' 'Who Dares Wins' & had a 12 year cricket career no one knows about.
Mike Whitney's laughter indicates emphysema, hence 'Definition 1'.
It's funny when people you know do it.
1) Bhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhee eeeeeeea hahhahaha that was the grossest whitney ever, awesome!!
1) Oh. My. God. Did you hear that woman whitney? I swear it lasted 23 seconds before laughter sound came out!
I'd give her 5 years at the most.
Whitney is very beautiful , and is normally blonde. Sometimes you’ll meet a Whitney with curly hair. Whitney isn’t always confident in herself, and can be insecure. This is sad because she really is a beautiful girl. If you ever meet a Whitney, be her friend. Because she will stay with you to the end, and make many memories together. Also she is a great person to laugh with and have fun. She will never judge you either, so be yourself.
“Who’s that?”
“That’s Whitney, why?”
“She looksnice, let’s go talk to her!”