waffles 

A longtime weed dealer from Connecticut, real good dude, will give you the shirt off his back.

Yo y'all cop some of that new herb waffles got, yeah man I went over his house last week and he had me smoke DMT

waffles by Oblock Sanchez April 19, 2022

Waffles 

A dog that loves lsd. Has security cameras for eyes. Reincarnation of Jerry Garcia. Best mom ever. Does not like car rides

Waffles had a baby and it’s wang popped off!

Waffles by Joelsmom January 13, 2023

Waffles 

Super good in my opinion, like this if waffles are better than pancakes... I like waffles better than pancakes and my friend likes pancakes better this will settle our argument thanks!

Waffles are the best food!
You betcha!

Waffles by the og three May 12, 2023

Waffles 

Better than pancakes

Waffles are better, fuck you retz

Waffles by FuckYouRetz June 27, 2023

waffles 

the act of eating waffles and them giving you superpowers

you like waffles?

waffles by kay151525252626 April 10, 2024

Waffles 

The best breakfast that contains carbohydrates, generally circle or square shaped

Every morning, the Canadian monkey eats waffles with a goofy amount of maple syrup.

Waffles by The Canadian Monkey March 18, 2025

waffles! 

Best food ever when you're in your Stewie (you know, family guy!) pajamas! yummers.

" what did you have for breakfast?"

"......... hmmm.... waffles!"
(lulz ensue.)

waffles! by Starchiiild Nirvana. August 9, 2009