sexual intercourse

The act of two people making love. Usually when a man's penis is inserted into a woman's vagina. Can also include anal sex (where a penis is inserted into a person's anus) or oral sex (where a penis or vagina comes into contact with a person's mouth). Vaginal sex can cause pregnancy, and all forms of sexual intercourse may introduce sexually transmitted diseases.

Jane had sexual intercourse with John and became pregnant.

by OnlyProperDefinitions August 10, 2016

Intercourse Remorse

Much like buyer's remorse. However, there is no refund available with receipt.

Intercourse remorse is self explained; you did it and wish you hadn't

by Bthinks July 16, 2009

Sexual Intercourse

Sexual Intercourse, aka Sex.

**what the fuck am i supposed to say here?? who uses sexual intercourse and not sex? some weird old man??**

by kickingorphans May 28, 2021

Having intercourse

A phrase for "having class in between" but you are tired of being invited by your friends, so you want to say the reason in a sexual way...
(Course = class and inter = in between)

A: Hey! Join us on Discord now! We have a lot of things to discuss!
B: *No reaction*
A: *Spam dots*
B: Not now! M8! I'm having intercourse right now! Lemme finish it first!
A: Wow! Ok! I understand... hehe

by Der Paniker September 21, 2021

gay intercourse

a natural sexual phenomenon made pleasureable by god's ideal placement of the prostate gland. spontaneous orgasm is quicky induced in both parties when the erect shaft of one man is thrust into the anus of another. moderate stimulation of the prostate in this manner can lead to intense pleasure, create a sense of inner peacefulness, help to regulate the digestive system, and lower the risk of prostate cancer.

men can enjoy gay intercourse without actually being homosexual.

"Hi cute straight guy, let me enhance our life with gay intercourse."

by gay_clay May 16, 2004

What the intercourse!?

A more appropriate way of exclaiming "What the f***."
This way parents won't get mad and instead of a annoyed look on the street, you will recieve a freaked out one.

"What the intercourse!? I did not do what you think i did with who you think i did it with!"

by be to the double E. stacey January 5, 2009

textual intercourse

To engage in cyber sex.

My brother said he wasn't into textual intercourse, but I found one of his conversations saved.

by Coppatop85 September 3, 2003