Viking Hammer

A contraceptive method dating back to the Vikings.

When having sex with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the Viking pulls out and ejaculates on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.

Mike: so what happened with that chick you took home?

Mark: oh not much...we had sex for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so I ended up just giving her the old viking hammer...

Mike: Pow! Right in the kisser!

by Grinch11 June 21, 2008

Vivian Hui

The most beautiful girl in the world. Every girl on the planet is jealous. Maybe is be her adorableness or the fact that she is Cantonese everyone cant help but love her. Cept no one loves her as much as travis ion

Guy 1: i dont know what is about that girl but i love her
Guy 2: its cause she is a vivian hui

by bboyionic February 20, 2011

Viking Kisses

When two heterosexual men express their deep bromance by rubbing there awesome beards together.

After not seeing my good friend for along while we embraced and gave each other a big ol' Viking Kisses.

by valhalla30498 December 27, 2011

Viking Tears

When one sheds tears with a straight face, providing no other indication that what they've experienced has shaken them physically or emotionally.

"Viking tears make you look sensitive, yet strong; have you ever seen that Crying Indian commercial from 1970? Dude was totally crying viking tears"

"Disney movies make me cry, but I don't want to look like a wuss about it, so instead of bawling my eyes out, I shed viking tears. They are the type of tears for men with beards."

by bobbatuzaaang August 1, 2016

Viking crew cut

getting your head cut off with an axe.

the guilty murderer was given a Viking crew cut on the executioner's block.

by Diamond III Scrublady August 5, 2017

Viviann

is typically a down to earth girl, maybe too forgiving... and maybe too emotional but if you ever find your self a viviann hold onto her and don’t let go cause then you’re left with mediocre people trying to fill in the space she left in your life. Oh and prepare your self for a lifetime of laughs too.

I hate viviann but God is she the best thing to ever happen to me

by Notreallyhere13 October 29, 2020

Portland State Vikings

The largest university in the state Oregon located in the city of Portland. It fields 16 division 1 athletic teams and plays in the Big Sky Conference. Its mascot is the Vikings and is personified by Victor E. Viking.

School colors are forest green (PMS 350) and white

Its major athletic facilities include:

JELD-WEN Field – Home to Viking Football
Peter Stott Center – Home to Viking Basketball, Volleyball, Tennis

Reporter: The Portland State Vikings had an outstanding year winning conference championships in 9 sports. The most of any school in the conference

by Jockstrapme January 4, 2012