Term used to describe an uglier doppelgänger.
Fan 1: Did you know that SGP are the Warriors too?
Fan 2: Yeah but SGP is the Wal-Mart Version of us.
by Martin_Barstool September 29, 2021
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This word has two meanings:

1. To be on one's own, friendless.
2. To want to marry someone.

This was defined especially for Rosie McCallum, she's cool :)
1. You didn't reply on the facebook post! Now I look like a Joner.
2. "Joner ." "I do."

No-one knows if these are correct, except from Rosie herself, seeing as she made up Joner (Essex Version)
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To give the condensed version of a story.

Similar to long story short
Guy: You will never believe what happened on my date!
Girl: What?
Guy: Well, I was getting ready to leave and she calls me to change plans and the I was like, "I made reservations" and she was like "oh okay nevermind, come pick me up" so then I was like, "okay I'll be right there and then...
Girl: Just give me the Campbell's soup version.
Guy: Okay...all in all it was a good date
by yellebelle February 23, 2011
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noun: Someone who is a lookalike, or doppelganger, for another person, but less attractive. While it usually refers to physical appearance, the term is versatile and can, in theory, also be applied to inferior versions of non-human things/animals or used to compare one individual negatively to another in terms unrelated to physical attractiveness.
Spencer Pratt is a beat-up version of Charlie Hunnam.

Charlie Puth sings like a beat-up version of Sam Smith.

Mello Yello is a beat-up version of Mountain Dew.
by AmyinNC December 29, 2016
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Ken’s version of the Patriarchy is a bunch of strong men riding horses all day. When Ken eventually realizes that the Patriarchy is not about riding horses all day, he gave up the idea.
“To be honest, when i found out the Patriarchy wasn’t about riding horses, i lost interest anyway..” indicating that he had lost interest when it turned out that his vision of the Patriarchy (Ken’s Version) wasn’t true

And another example:
“You can’t just do just one appendectomy..”
“But i’m a man.”
“But not a doctor.”
“Can i talk to a doctor?”
“You are talking to a doctor..”
“I need a clicky pen.”
“No.”
“And a sharp thing”
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To look at someone and flex you're jawline to look good or appealing to a person
I Mog (Tiktok version) girls so they like me
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The video that started it all! A video translation of the shamwow product in guyanese terms
Darshawn: Eh bai, come heh and see this

Rohan: Shamwow (guyanese version)? tha ting funny bai
by mikejan June 14, 2011
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