verdammt

An exclaimatory German expression translating into "bloody hell".

The german farmer screams "VERDAMMT" as his horse poos humongously onto his new car.

by Narcissus December 10, 2004

Cape Verde

An archipelago nation off the coast of Senegal and Mauritania. It contains nine inhabited islands. There are far more people of Cape Verdean descent living in the New England area than there are Cape Verdeans in Cape Verde. By the way, "Cape Verde" means "Green CAPE," and Praia is not an island, it's the capitol city, located on the island of Santiago. And you're not going to find very many monkeys there. They're isolated to the very north of Santiago, near the city of Tarrafal, and that small colony of green monkeys was imported from the mainland.

Ami ta screbi en Kriolu gosi li, a lingua unica ki caboverdianos falam.

(Translates to "I am writing in Kriolu right now, a unique language which Cape Verdeans speak.)

by Suede Denim June 5, 2009

Vendolla

machines that you put your change in and get something out of such as a candy bar, soda or coffee.

Jon was thirsty on his lunch break, so he headed to the Vendolla for a Cola.

Jon needed something sweet, so he purchased a candy bar from the Vendolla.

by Poparama February 8, 2007

vendor

A vendor is frequently depicted as a force that may be conjured by management to hamper or destroy forward mobility within a company or an organization, and can never be controlled under any circumstances. Vendors provide proprietary services utilizing backward ideas, dysfunctional system components, and non-functional or non-existent technical support. Vendors gain and maintain strength by means of information repression and intense use of circular logic and evasion. “Training” is typically something of a goldbrick.

Institutions suffering from Vendor lock-in can often be compared to the poverty stricken communist state which existed under the East German occupation of 1949 – 1990 by the former Soviet Union.

We were thinking about outsourcing the website to an outside vendor. It seems to be working well enough and we decided we'd like to try fucking it completely. Anyway Bob's friend runs ShitStream Content Management Sytems Inc. and we're old frat buds, so tell the company to suck it. We've already implemented a system to blame the IT guys. Send out a memo.

by Armand Banana November 11, 2005

Verdon

Usually English, but ultimately of pre medieval French origins (i.e., the city of Verdun in Eastern France, or the site of the famous siege of 1916-1917, Verdun, in La Manche);

Associated with the Domesday Book, a famous geographical survey of England in 1086 in which Bertrannus de Verduno of Berkshire was recorded as a close companion of Duke William of Normandy (the future William 1st of England).

Variants include Vardon, Varden, Verden, Verdon, Verduin, Verdun and possibly others.
A balladeer and poet whose golden voice and introspective nature accompany his many instruments and evolve into a sumptuous narrative about his life's trials and personal struggles delivered through song and rhythm.

A strong role model amongst friends, he is a gentle and loyal family man whose life is complemented by his beautiful, smiling Queen, his resilient children, and his treasured grandchildren. He laughs in the face of adversity and is generous with his time and his thoughts. A skilled carpenter and logical problem-solver, no dust settles upon Verdon. He has more than a modicum of mischief and when paired with his quiet intelligence, he entertains the masses.

Everyone should have a Verdon in their life, for he is as real as mere mortals get.

"If you're asking the name of the man who inevitably puts smiles on faces in the crowd, it is Verdon."
"Verdon is happening; Verdon is now."
"You don't know a Verdon? You need to find one to know; your life will be richer for knowing him."

by almostdiva December 20, 2016

newbold verdon

Home of the Posh twats mixed with the chavy council house cunts. You'll normally see either a mad sesh going on at the kids park, but if not don't forget to check the local football pitch, also known as the addy, home of the cheeky shags and where the kids take there skrab endz to spark up so there mum it worse there Nan don't spot them when there skiving church. Also home the best shop around, the local nisa get your banging deals there, and then the shitty co-op.

Wheres man from?

Pardon me, I am from Newbold verdon sir.

by JimmyBobJim May 31, 2018

vendouble

to get two pieces of ordered goods from vending machine instead of one because of for e.g. shaking it

"I've just vendoubled Mars, I got two bars instead of one!"

by gabosh August 20, 2009