ventrollafartist

When one person literally "passes gas" or throws there fart in the direction of an innocent unsuspecting bystander who then almost always looks guilty as if it was them.but the culprit is far far from the scene of the crime and totally casual.this is played out when vantrollafartist has struck again and goes unknown and left to strike again no one knows exactly where or when but he will not stop and will surely aim his flatulant noises at will disturbing the nearest people and silence destroying the peace.

Talent and technique are equally associated with common terms used to define ventrollafartist as the words sound and stench.

by [e-mail] September 2, 2013

Ventrilafart

Having the ability to blame a fart on someone else across the room; Throwing a fart.

Michael smells something from across the room. Mom is smilling and Katie asks Mom did you ventrilafart?

by molikins October 9, 2008

Vaginal Ventriloquist

To talk about periods/menstrual cycles/being on the rag/bleeding from the cunt/earning your red wings.

"Dude, Charlie my girl was totally on the rag last week and blood was everywhere"

"Zip it, dick wagon, you're being a vaginal ventriloquist today"

by Irbster2 February 8, 2008

Anal Ventriloquism

The final warning to get out of a situation, ie. Your anus is the one to tell you to get out of there!!!

I was at the bar drinking when someone pulled a gun and I just sat there until I experienced Anal Ventriloquism and knew it was time to get out of there!

by General Hatchet August 16, 2010

angry ventriloquist

a way of payback for the angry fetus, a trick where your girl believes you are giving her great oral sex, but out of nowhere pierce a pair of scissors into her vagina and forcefully open the blades. once the vagina looks like a mouth, proceed to move the flaps up and down, speaking in different voices as if it where talking to you.

"i was sick and tired of having crappy convosations with that girl, so i performed the angry ventriloquist on her and had a convosation with her cunt instead"

by Danny Panic November 28, 2007

Ventriloquisting

When you are fisting a loose woman you stick your fingers straight out and wiggle them around.

I was ventriloquisting that girl like she was a puppet!

by 8ouch April 15, 2011

ventriliquist

While fucking a girl in the ass a guy picks up a heavy, blunt object and hits her in the back of the head, rendering her unconcious. He then grabs her hair, stands up with her still on his dick, and walks around the room speaking and moving her head like a dummy

Dude, my wife told me to quit drinking or else she would leave me, so I gave her the ventriliquist last night.

by John April 20, 2005