Vessel

The third album from the wonderful band "Twenty øne piløts"

"Did you buy their album vessel?"
"Yeah! I love it!"

by THE POOR master June 27, 2016

Vaseline

Petroleum jelly lubricant, not for anal purposes.

"Dude, I need to lube my car, got any Vaseline?"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

need some vaseline

When you really get taken avantage of. Basically getting fucked.

Tanya: They charged me way too much for the computer I just bought. I could have bought two for the price I paid to have it financed.
Sydney: Damn sounds like you need some vaseline with that.

by crystal420 March 8, 2007

Vaseline Cowgirl

When a really fat chick rides her man with alot of Vaseline because she has a dry twat and he holds on to her love handles and pulls her up and down like he is holding the reins of a horse.

Guy number 1: Dude whats that really loud slamming noise?
Guy number 2: Oh, thats just Dave getting a ride from the Vaseline cowgirl.

by theroyalestella November 30, 2009

vessel

A body a spirit possesses for some purpose.

Lex was the vessel for Zod.
Kyle was the vessel for the antichist.

by Adrian October 3, 2006

mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person speaks uncontrollably and babbles without any flow or direction. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" and cut one of thes unfazed individuals off.

Man, that guy was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by Brentus August 23, 2005

Willing Vessel

(wil-ing ves-uhl)
–noun

Disposed or consenting; inclined: willing to go along; cheerfully consenting or ready; done, given, borne, used, etc., with cheerful readiness to be used for holding liquids or other contents or as a tube or duct, as an artery or vein, containing or conveying urine, semen, or some other body fluid.

Primarily used to convey disbelief that one has been "cured" of homosexuality by primarily religious means.

Secondarily used to convey subtle snark in conversation with those who purport to have been "cured" of homosexuality or to have prayed the gay away.

Girl, our new Pastor is born again. He's washed clean of the homosexuality and the gay. That's right. But I hear he's a 'willing vessel' for more than just the word of the Lord, if you know what I'm sayin'.

by JTB1967 January 15, 2011