shit valve

(noun) An alternate way to say asshole

1. You took my last beer, you shit valve
2. Yo, that Taco Bell I ate really burned my shit valve

by Skumpdalaump March 11, 2007

Valve month

An interval of Valve time from 2 to 6 months.

"The Source SDK will be compatible with Visual Studio Express in a Valve month or so. If we start production now, it might happen by the time we've fully modeled the content."

by Stuart P. Bentley November 20, 2005

garden-variety

ordinary, typical, average

His niece is a garden-variety twit.

by Light Joker June 23, 2007

anderson varejao

One of two basketball players with extremely successful acting careers.

Ray Allen has been praised for his role as Jesus Shuttlesworth in He Got Game. Anderson Varejao won accolades for his role as himself in his biopic, The Flop.

by 902029312lala July 5, 2011

emptying out the spit valve

emptying out the spit valve
-verb

A. The wringing out of the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

B. The drinking of accumulated sweat, saliva, and/or anal discharge wrung out from the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

Even as Crystal was emptying out the spit valve Bobby demurred: "But Tuesday's steak night honey - why can't we go to Ponderosa?".

by TicklesMctits July 25, 2010

Vargeez

Our ultimate Lord, there is no equal.

I finally am not retarded, thanks to our savior Vargeez!

by VargeezLover October 24, 2018

Gay Valve

A homosexual man's anus

Hey Kyle get your Gay Valve down here.

by dumbitchhill June 19, 2009