Valarie

Super hot woman, she's a sex machine. She has brown hair and is absolutely sexy, gives amazing bj's!

Guy 1. Dude I hooked up with a Valarie last night!!
Guy 2. No way man! I heard she gives damn good blowjobs!

by Jack minisota May 10, 2010

valmorpharize

verb, 1. the improper spelling of valmorphanize.
-see also valmorification.
*minus ten thousand nerd-skill-level points for not engaging the mute/closed-captioning feature on your TV in conjunction with your DVD broadcast to verify the spelling of the invented words in the script.

If you were the red commie bastard puppet character, Kim Jong-il, in TEAM AMERICA, WORLD POLICE you would pronounce the word, "valmorpharize."

by Little Joe McCarthy Boyd July 29, 2005

valmorphanize

Applies to facial changes as well as vehical and other transformations.

"OK Baxter, we can safely Valmorphanize our Limosine into a jet now."

OR

"We'll have your face valmorphanized to look like a terrorist so you can infiltrate there camp"

by jolt January 3, 2005

valaria

Basically the new word for clamitia. (Definitely recommend naming your child Valaria)

"You know that one how Kennedy"
"Yeah"
"Well she has valaria from Robert"

by Thatonegossipgirl March 6, 2017

Valmira

Valmira is truly a beautiful soul. She is absolutely beautiful and an admirable person to have in your life. She is a real ride or die and sticks up for what she believes in. Does not tolerate fakeness and will call you out when you’re wrong. Girls tend to be jealous and hate on her because they can’t be someone like her. To have a girl like her in your life is a blessing and do not lose her.

She is just amazing. In every single way imaginable.

That’s how Valmira always is.

by Chicago_0318 August 26, 2022

Valaria

One of the most amazing girls you will meet. They are very caring and will always give you a hand. They can sometimes have a temper and can be a little bit annoying at times but you will learn to love a Valaria. If you a Valaria make sure to keep them close because you won’t find another one like these. Valarias are also very emotional but put up a good, strong wall.

Guy: have you seen that girl? She’s really cute

Guy 2: Yeah she seems like a Valaria

by Hahasuckacockdotcom February 19, 2019

Valparaiso

A Jesuit word for a Nun's vagina.

Dan: do you think that Nun has ever used that thing?
James: what thing?
Dan: her puss
James: oh, you mean her Valparaiso...probably not.

by db_54 March 21, 2015