Vaginears

The look of ones earlobe after removing a plug over 5/8. the earlobes resemble a saggy vagina.

d00d why did you gauge to an inch? you got serious vaginears!

by fatcarithsma July 5, 2011

Vaginagery

Stuff that women say and do that men traditionally find unpleasant. not limited to physical expressions. Akin to dounchebaggery.

You aren't going to the mall. Stop that vaginagery this instant.

by Theredbox September 21, 2012

vaginesight

The knowledge (after the matter) that a man could have had sexual relations with a woman who was presumably out of said man's league.

In vaginesight, I could have totally banged Staci.

by faceguts July 21, 2017

vaginerenis

A vagina turned inside out, so it sticks out like a penis.

Damn, that girl is so desperate, she gave herself a vaginerenis!

by WhaleTuba July 23, 2018

Vagingles Junior

A female herbivorous beast, who will eat your food on sight. Throwing biscuits or Pringles in another direction to distract her. She is often hunted for her juicy breasts, a delicacy in many countries. If one hears the words, "A bunch of fucking cunts", one must make a hasty escape from the area.

John Smith heard a distinct call off into the wilderness.

"Bunch of fucking cunts!"

He knew a Vagingles Junior was upon him.

by HumptyCumty November 6, 2018

Vagineral

The general Vagina

Im about to go find me a Vagineral

by Dizzï October 11, 2019

Vaginese

A dialect of every language, spoken exclusively by women for the sole purpose of confusing and frustrating men, with the end goal of attaining what all women want: money and attention. This counterintuitive speech always has a covert meaning and motive behind it, and when not immediately interpreted correctly, it will result in extreme bitchiness. This bitchiness can only be satisfied by material possessions of great value, and listening to incessant nonsensical and illogical woman-bullshit.

"I don't know, whatever you want."
"I told you already, it's ok with me."
"Honestly, you don't need to do this."
"does this make me look _______?"
"Oh, nothing. Nevermind."
"You do trust me, don't you?"

by i like gangster rap. September 25, 2004