Vagicision

Any decision made by a female, usually a bad decision.

When Eve ate the apple from the tree of knowledge, that was the original vagicision

by BigDaddyYumYum October 8, 2010

Vagichoke

A vagina represented through artichoke, typically seen as a perverse art form—adhering to the style of Brancusi. The complete vagichoke or the creation of the vagichoke is most prevalent at dinner and/or lunch where artichoke and other necessary materials are provided.

Usually I buy gifts for my wife on her birthday. I decided to be more creative this year, and made her a personalized vagichoke.

by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020

vagected

(v) female version of a cockblock
also: vagection

Mary: Did you get with Chris last night?
Kim: No, Tanya was there all night...i totally got vagected.

by risa1068 April 23, 2009

Vagibernation

Between Nov. 1st and March 31st females, mostly those who reside within the American collegic habitat, will go into a state of VAGIBERNATION which constitutes settling on one man to keep the Vagina fresh and to maintain the Vagina for the upcoming "Skirt Season". (April 1st until the start of the next fall semester) This is when they freely fornicate with random males in order to "feel sexy".

I was hoping to smash this chick the other night but she is unfortunately in a current state of Vagibernation.

Vagibernation Sucks dick... and that's it.

by rybread724 February 18, 2010

Vagiaper

A feminine hygiene product used to collect vagarbage. Commonly referred to as a pad or maxipad.

I've gotta pick up some vagiapers for Aunt Flows visit.

by uncle slumberpokeya April 25, 2011

vagiface

If you happen to experience the rare sighting of the ever so elusive perfectly shaped -albeit somewhat ginger- face beard of an Alaskan fisherman from Texas....my friends...that is the Vagiface.

VAJ.UH.FACE.

"It's ok I'm sure it's very appealing! It is most definitely better then my Vag of a face. Vagiface."

"Vagiface?"

"Yes. Vagiface for short."

"Vagiface. Yes. I aprove! Ill go add it to Urban Dictionary...post haste!"

by WhipperSnapper December 3, 2016

Vagicles

Americanism from the Scottish word "Fannybaws". Fanny, as used in UK means, Vagina. Baws is Scottish slang for balls or testicles.

Thus, Vagicles is derived from Fannybaws

"Dont give me any of your cheek, or i`ll kick you in the vagicles"

"Why dont you fuck off Mr Vagicles"

by Galaxian January 4, 2009