vanilla with sprinkles

A vanilla with sprinkles person is someone who isn't exactly kinky or vanilla meaning they either vary or are somewhere in between.

"Im more of a vanilla with sprinkles, im into threesomes but i draw the line at blindfolds"

by actually batman October 22, 2017

vanilla domme

A vanilla domme is a new Twitter phenomenon of people looking to cash in on newbie BDSM enthusiasts without having a clue.

It means 'I don't understand domination or fetish play but want to be praised and given money anyway'

Sally bought a cheap catsuit on Ebay and is now setting up her vanilla domme onlyfans site.

by curiousx10 March 18, 2021

E-vailable

When one is available for receiving e-mail. This sometimes results in one 'swarming around his inbox' and doing nothing useful except waiting for a certain important e-mail.

I stayed at home, just to be e-vailable.

by Richel Bilderbeek August 1, 2007

vanilla coke

The only known liquid-state form of crack cocaine.

I need my fix so I'm gonna go buy a 12-pack of Vanilla Coke.

by Kharivas August 26, 2004

Sparkling Vanilla

After you have sex with an albino girl, she smiles and you wipe your cum on her teeth so they gleam in the sun light.

Someone please post a pic of an A&W cream soda can if you can't actually perform one. Albino girls are rare treasures. The porn for them is practically nonexistant. Even more so than midget.

by Karate Jesus December 7, 2004

Vagildo

A dildo for those who are in favor of vaginas. Instead of a penis shape, the vagildo takes the form of a vagina.

Excuse me sir, may I borrow your vagildo? I am in need of pleasuring myself.

by Dinkmers December 24, 2007

Vanilla Sex

Sex that involves no twists or kinkiness, and no S&M. Basically plain regular sex. Typically sweet and happy and very lovey-dovey.

While Noah was one for a little kinkiness every now and then, Josh definitely prefers his vanilla sex.

by Blair February 9, 2004