UPS 

someone who really is dumb as driftwood and is doomed to eternity of being a fucked up "UPS"

you are such a useless piece of shit

UPS by eddie ovation May 10, 2003

ups 

Means like anal sex like Up the Poop Shoot (chute)

She likes it all ways, specially ups

ups by trocola September 28, 2007

UPS 

A nipple rubbing mail carrier that mysteriously stole Amazon.com away from the US Postal Service, When you order something from Amazon's international brethren you hope you are the luckiest tookie lookie knuckle fucker on the planet that your packages arrive

with the Amazon switchover to UPS it's taking forever for my DVDs to arrive

UPS by Raging Kitsune February 25, 2014

UPS 

Ugly Pussy Syndrome

Omg dude that girl I almost hooked up with had a ups so you know I best be skippin out!

UPS by Highschoollogic January 30, 2017

UPS 

Ugly Pussy Syndrome; when a girl has a gross vagina and doesn't clean or shave at all.

Yo she's so ugly I bet she has UPS!!

UPS by Highschoollogic January 31, 2017

UPS 

the United Penis Service

I work for the UPS

UPS by me123345 May 21, 2019

UPS 

A UPS (Unicorn Profit System) is an elaborate algorithm which decides which unicorns should be poached for the most profit

“Hey, how do you make so much money?”
“Easy, I just use UPS!”

UPS by Skfndkfidnfkdiwkflsijsfk February 3, 2020